***Official Stinky Twinkies vs. FernandoMania thread***

[feekdogg]

1. Margot RF
2. Correa SS
3. Jeffers DH
4. Buxton CF
5. Miranda 3B
6. Farmer, K 2B
7. Vázquez C
8. Santana 1B
9. Martin LF

Doesn't exactly look like a slumpbuster to me. Duarte (WHO?) to the IL, Miranda back up.

Ober guy vs. James Paxton.

[Sidewinder2k2]

Rocco benches our hottest hitter because of matchups. Just another douche move that a robot would make.

[Tommy_Hawk]

Rocco is a douche. This team is underperforming already. They'll probably extend him.

[D_H]

Go Dodgers!!

I hope the Twins lose a 100 games and they’re only 5000 fans at games in the summertime. Fuck these owners they are nothing more than common crooks.

[weimy froob]

ober already gives up a run. nice catch by buxton for the first out.

[weimy froob]

throws a nice change up to get the second out.

[weimy froob]

gets out of the inning with only giving up the one run. the betts walk came around to score. dodgers top of the lineup all hitting the ball early in the season. unlike the locals.

[Hornets]

Nice lead there Margot!!

[weimy froob]

after a decent start buxton's back to striking out a bunch again.

[LwnmwrMan222]

Glad we have tickets for tomorrow night instead of sitting there in the cold cloudy soon to be rain.

Looks like it's just gonna be a reason to sit outside for some "entertainment" than hope to see a Twins win.

[weimy froob]

a better inning for bailey.

[weimy froob]

a good AB for miranda--until he got locked up for strike three. at least he got some hacks in.

[boxter432]

Margot for mvp

[weimy froob]

how 'bout that? the bunter with the bases loaded and two outs hits a two run HR.

[weimy froob]

ober's thru four and he's only given up that one run. nice pitch to get out of that inning.

[weimy froob]

buxton singles off of a 3-2 fastball. breaks an 0-9 skid.

[weimy froob]

miranda is looking more like his 2022 self. that could be big with royce's injury. buxton tags up and gets to second. lulz. good job, buck.

[feekdogg]

It'd be nice if Miranda could get it going while Royce is down.

[weimy froob]

ober looking good. after those first three batters i didn't know if he'd make it thru four innings. now he'll go out for the sixth and the pitch count is decent.

[weimy froob]

shit i was wrong. i forgot who the manager is. i know who the twins can bring up to pinch-hit if they need a sacrifice bunt.

[boxter432]

Ober hurt? Out after 68 pitches?
Then whoever this clown is gives up a leadoff double.

[boxter432]

Jesus. It’s about to be like 5-2 thanks to this dumbass move.

[weimy froob]

beautiful catch by buxton. so smooth.

[Tuck ya in]

What a catch by Buc there....wow. The pitcher hung an 0-2 pitch though, Buc saved him.

[weimy froob]

pitches outside the box on three straight ABs for betts have been called strikes. the ump has at least been consistent. lulz.

[weimy froob]

nice button pushed rocco. 4 runs are probably plenty against this offense right now.

[boxter432]

Terrible moves plus the worst offense ever put together is a great combo.

[Tuck ya in]

nice button pushed rocco. 4 runs are probably plenty against this offense right now.

He's so bad, it's just ugh! He may be a surprise firing at some point this season. One can hope...

[Hornets]

Boy do we miss Royce or what? UGH

[boxter432]

Santana sure was a big stick pickup.