*Pack v. 9-r. 1-20-2024

[TheLokNesMonster]

Sunday already? It really snuck up on me this week and I almost forgot to make this thread.

I have to confess, I haven’t analyzed this game. I think it’s because I know how it will go.

No one is giving the Pack more than that stupid “puncher’s chance” nonsense. Well...fine. It probably looks like that to someone who has to be an “expert” on 32 teams and not just one.

The “experts” will be right about one thing. They will be right about the Packers running up and down the field on the 49ers. No team in the league can keep the Packer attack down now.

The “experts” also think the 49ers have too much for the overmatched Packer defense. They said the same thing about the Cowboys and the Pack had them chasing their tails.

I’m actually so convinced that the Packers are going to make the 49ers look like the Cowboys, that I’m looking ahead to the possible Lions/Packers NFC title game, which would be an all-timer.

Pack 26
SF 13

[Night Train]

I'm rooting for the Niners because CMC and Deebo helped my fantasy team immensely this year... and for the other obvious reason.

[Gork]

Would be great to end the playoff schnide against the Niners. I think SF is a way better team then the Cowboys and their 7 "All Pro's. Loins/Packers NFC Title game would get the ghosts of Bobby Lane and Alex Karras all riled up. I have picked against the Pack and won't stop now. 49 37 GB 24

[weimy froob]

this game's got a little of the 88 vibe when whiskey wade and AC went out to san fran and took care of the 49ers. a loins/packers game for a SB berth would be pretty sweet.

[Offsides 97 defense]

"I haven't analyzed"

Get a load of this guy.

Go play fantasy football some more, lol

[Sarge]

Not wasting my valuable time watching these two teams (who the Vikings beat this year) sniff each others armpits while Joe Collinsworth or whoever squirms in his chair because he didn't wipe good enough on purpose because he like's the tickle, toss out hyperbolic statements like he's spitting sunflower seeds out of his window.

Gooooo fuck yourselves in the ass with a catcher's mitt, Niners and Packnerts. Get back to me when you can beat Kirko Chainz.

[TheLokNesMonster]

"I haven't analyzed"

Get a load of this guy.

Go play fantasy football some more, lol

Go be an asshole some more.

[weimy froob]

Not wasting my valuable time watching these two teams (who the Vikings beat this year) sniff each others armpits while Joe Collinsworth or whoever squirms in his chair because he didn't wipe good enough on purpose because he like's the tickle, toss out hyperbolic statements like he's spitting sunflower seeds out of his window.

Gooooo fuck yourselves in the ass with a catcher's mitt, Niners and Packnerts. Get back to me when you can beat Kirko Chainz.

[Offsides 97 defense]

"I haven't analyzed"

Get a load of this guy.

Go play fantasy football some more, lol

Go be an asshole some more.

"Analyze! I am here to break shit down. With one hand on my meat, the other refreshing my fantasy football page. I know this game guys!

[Blair Kiel 2]

"I haven't analyzed"

Get a load of this guy.

Go play fantasy football some more, lol

Go be an asshole some more.

"Analyze! I am here to break shit down. With one hand on my meat, the other refreshing my fantasy football page. I know this game guys!

This is the sort of literary brilliance I have come to RubeChat for.

[TheLokNesMonster]

"I haven't analyzed"

Get a load of this guy.

Go play fantasy football some more, lol

Go be an asshole some more.

"Analyze! I am here to break shit down. With one hand on my meat, the other refreshing my fantasy football page. I know this game guys!

You’re trying too hard because you have nothing better to do. Your team has been on vacation for the last two weeks and my team is still competing for a super bowl, something your sad, pathetic organization can only dream of.

Get outside and get some fresh air. You clearly have some brain damage from rooting for and becoming such a sad loser.

[Gork]

" Bozo " incoming! 3,2,1......

[Offsides 97 defense]

Get outside and get some fresh air. You clearly have some brain damage from rooting for and becoming such a sad loser.

Let's fuuuuuukkkkkkkiiiiinnnnnngggg Goooooooo! Analyze my boy! Analyze the game! C'mon let's see it. You're a football guy, aren't you?

[PackIsBack]

Not wasting my valuable time watching these two teams (who the Vikings beat this year) sniff each others armpits while Joe Collinsworth or whoever squirms in his chair because he didn't wipe good enough on purpose because he like's the tickle, toss out hyperbolic statements like he's spitting sunflower seeds out of his window.

Gooooo fuck yourselves in the ass with a catcher's mitt, Niners and Packnerts. Get back to me when you can beat Kirko Chainz.

Double

[Sarge]

How many of you Hogarth's are completely shitfaced already? Foamy Blatz mini pukes that you choke back down as you try to stay upright til kickoff?

[Sarge]

You just KNOW the Niners are thanking the football gods that Chainz and the Vikings are out of it.

[Obi-Wan]

You just KNOW the Niners are thanking the football gods that Chainz and the Vikings are out of it.

Yep, pretty good chance kirko would have brought home the super bowl trophy this year. Only the fb goda could stop him.

[Offsides 97 defense]

“You guys are gonna think I’m crazy, a 15-yard penalty – and I don’t condone this, but I kinda do in the playoffs,” Chmura said. “A 15-yard penalty for a late hit on Brock Purdy is not a bad thing, as long as it’s worth it.”

Chmura also mentioned Green Bay’s 27-17 divisional round win against the 49ers in January 1996. The Packers were 9.5-point underdogs in that game.

“We intimidated them,” Chmura said.

I really hope San Fran takes it to him now. Garbage fanbase probably supports this pos.

[Sarge]

Squeaky Alexander is ACTIVE. Word is that both safeties will help him onto the field and mirror him during pass plays. However, he WILL be able to drink his Gatorade all by himself.

*warrior*

[Sarge]

“You guys are gonna think I’m crazy, a 15-yard penalty – and I don’t condone this, but I kinda do in the playoffs,” Chmura said. “A 15-yard penalty for a late hit on Brock Purdy is not a bad thing, as long as it’s worth it.”

Chmura also mentioned Green Bay’s 27-17 divisional round win against the 49ers in January 1996. The Packers were 9.5-point underdogs in that game.

“We intimidated them,” Chmura said.

I really hope San Fran takes it to him now. Garbage fanbase probably supports this pos.

Packner Hall Of Famer!

*packner people *

[Offsides 97 defense]

“You guys are gonna think I’m crazy, a 15-yard penalty – and I don’t condone this, but I kinda do in the playoffs,” Chmura said. “A 15-yard penalty for a late hit on Brock Purdy is not a bad thing, as long as it’s worth it.”

Chmura also mentioned Green Bay’s 27-17 divisional round win against the 49ers in January 1996. The Packers were 9.5-point underdogs in that game.

“We intimidated them,” Chmura said.

I really hope San Fran takes it to him now. Garbage fanbase probably supports this pos.

Packner Hall Of Famer!

*packner people *

"Oh but but but Anthony Barr landed on Rodgers wrong! And Vikings fans laughed at whiny Packer fans. Barr and Vikings fans are classless."

[Sarge]

“You guys are gonna think I’m crazy, a 15-yard penalty – and I don’t condone this, but I kinda do in the playoffs,” Chmura said. “A 15-yard penalty for a late hit on Brock Purdy is not a bad thing, as long as it’s worth it.”

Chmura also mentioned Green Bay’s 27-17 divisional round win against the 49ers in January 1996. The Packers were 9.5-point underdogs in that game.

“We intimidated them,” Chmura said.

I really hope San Fran takes it to him now. Garbage fanbase probably supports this pos.

Packner Hall Of Famer!

*packner people *

"Oh but but but Anthony Barr landed on Rodgers wrong! And Vikings fans laughed at whiny Packer fans. Barr and Vikings fans are classless."

Lamar Jackson to Lisa Salters after the interview: "Appreciate you, Ms Lisa."

Packner players:

[Sarge]

Too high, Gordon.

Chainz would have put it on the #'s.

[Sarge]

I'm waiting for my Romance Novel Book Club members to arrive, so I'm tuning in for a spell.

[Blair Kiel 2]

I'm waiting for my Romance Novel Book Club members to arrive, so I'm tuning in for a spell.

Admit it.

You’re a sucker for a good Love story.

[Sarge]

Lots of THONGBALL in the redzone tonight by the yellow team.

Niners playing man balls.

[Sarge]

"Feels like a playoff game." ~Greg Olsen


JFC

[anthony]

Not how i saw this game going….

[Offsides 97 defense]

Not how i saw this game going….

Me neither. As stacked as the 9ers are, I cannot believe this score. Aaron Jones is playing lights out.

And losing Deebo is a killer. You guys have a chance now.

[Sarge]

Can the yellows turn the tide?

Run ball. Feed the Doobie.