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Latest Mock Penix to Minnesota!!!!!
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Latest Mock Penix to Minnesota!!!!!
https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/news/2024 ... nor-rogers
It appears JJ McCarthy is a rapidly falling down the charts
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I hope not. His name is too close to penis for my comfort.
I made this!
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His name is “your right hand?”Abe Froman wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:25 am I hope not. His name is too close to penis for my comfort.
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Yup, When you guys are bitching non stop about him the mod overload is going to be a killer!Abe Froman wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:25 am I hope not. His name is too close to penis for my comfort.
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It’s going to be a great nickname.Abe Froman wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:25 am I hope not. His name is too close to penis for my comfort.
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I, for one, am looking forward to 3 months of this!
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We’re gonna shove our Penix down your throat!witljon wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 12:00 pmIt’s going to be a great nickname.Abe Froman wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:25 am I hope not. His name is too close to penis for my comfort.
You can’t handle our Penix!
Penix was spraying balls all over the field!
Man, our Penix is explosive!
You’re going to have a hard time with our Penix!
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Beef Supreme wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 12:05 pmWe’re gonna shove our Penix down your throat!witljon wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 12:00 pmIt’s going to be a great nickname.Abe Froman wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:25 am I hope not. His name is too close to penis for my comfort.
You can’t handle our Penix!
Penix was spraying balls all over the field!
Man, our Penix is explosive!
You’re going to have a hard time with our Penix!
Penix goes deep!
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We’d prefer 2 months of this after a month of playoffs.
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Penix sucks penisGork wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:57 amYup, When you guys are bitching non stop about him the mod overload is going to be a killer!Abe Froman wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:25 am I hope not. His name is too close to penis for my comfort.
I made this!
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witljon wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 12:34 pmBeef Supreme wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 12:05 pmWe’re gonna shove our Penix down your throat!
You can’t handle our Penix!
Penix was spraying balls all over the field!
Man, our Penix is explosive!
You’re going to have a hard time with our Penix!
Penix goes deep!
The score is Vikings 55, Packers 6 here in the fourth quarter and O’Connell has called off the dogs. Backup QB Jaren Hall takes the field. Penix finished early!
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First tome Penix throws an INT. in crunch time.
"Our Penix is soft in big situations!"
Maybe you guys will nickname him Viagra!
"Our Penix is soft in big situations!"
Maybe you guys will nickname him Viagra!
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After a stellar 279 yard, 3 touchdown performance in the first half, Penix is only 3 for 11 for 27 yards and two interceptions in the second.
Looks like Penix blew his wad early!
Looks like Penix blew his wad early!
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While he had a decent rookie year, the Vikings feel their quarterback would improve if he could add some bulk to better withstand the hits he takes in an NFL season. To this end, they’ve begun a weight-training regiment to enlarge their Penix.
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Vikings head coach Kevin O’Connell is under fire tonight as reports emerge that he sent unsolicited pictures of his Penix to local media personalities.
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Headline this April:
At eleven, Kwesi picks his Penix.
At eleven, Kwesi picks his Penix.
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Defensive coordinators are having sleepless nights figuring out how to lick our Penix!
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Little concerned with how he winds up on throws
Little concerned with his lack of mobility
I like how he makes quick decisions and reads defenses
Little concerned with his lack of mobility
I like how he makes quick decisions and reads defenses
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"Michael Penix Jr. Is a Great Match for the Minnesota Vikings"
Might want to think hard about what that title could really mean.
Might want to think hard about what that title could really mean.
After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
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Another team will trade up to take him at 10. This is the way.
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I wish we could ban mock drafts
I mean, what the fuck is the purpose of that?
It's like making up your own Bingo card.....and showing people.
I mean, what the fuck is the purpose of that?
It's like making up your own Bingo card.....and showing people.
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Gives people something to talk/hope/dream about when their team can't make the playoffs.
We're all just passing time until we die. It's as valid a form of entertainment as anything else.
After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
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I wish we could ban complaining about mock drafts!
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I personally hate his throwing motion. It's exactly like Teddy Bed-wetters was. Suck ass side arm type throw. Two ACL injuries, Ish.Abe Froman wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:25 am I hope not. His name is too close to penis for my comfort.
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BigInflateable wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 6:57 pmI personally hate his throwing motion. It's exactly like Teddy Bed-wetters was. Suck ass side arm type throw. Two ACL injuries, Ish.Abe Froman wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:25 am I hope not. His name is too close to penis for my comfort.
The Vikings’ offense is known for its vertical passing game (they ranked 12th in net yards per pass attempt during 2023 even without Kirk Cousins in the lineup for half the season), and Penix Jr.’s arm strength and accuracy make him an ideal fit. Penix led all of college football during 2023 with 117 pass attempts of 20+ yards, according to PFF.
His ability to throw accurate deep balls would perfectly complement the team’s talented wide receivers, such as Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison. His willingness to take shots downfield and his ability to place the ball in tight windows would stretch opposing secondaries and create big-play opportunities for the offense.
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Don't post the damn things...poof.
No complaints.
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Don’t complain… poof.Tmoney wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:12 pmDon't post the damn things...poof.
No complaints.
No complaints.
Honestly, mock drafts are almost always in threads that say mock draft. You ought to be able to avoid them.
So if you don’t like mock drafts, consider avoid threads that say “Latest Mock Penix to Minnesota!!!!!”
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