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Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
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Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Me and nigel could, but I can't think of anyone else that would even have a chance.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Yes. It's not like he never gets tackled.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Its possible to tackle anybody using the "oil check" maneuver.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Open field? Probably not, just because him being almost 20 years younger and in better shape he could juke me out. Me playing DT and him coming through the line? Hell yea I could. Not saying he wouldn't truck me a few times (even the best DT can get ran over) but I'd get him just as many times. I'd put a shoulder into him.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Hell yeah!! Too easy
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Does pushing him out of bounds like that count as a tackle?
I'm pretty sure I could do that.
I'm pretty sure I could do that.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Every single person on here would look worse than a punter trying to tackle him.
It's been 32 years since one of MN's four major sports teams has been to the Championship/Superbowl.
Every single year is failure until we win one. 4 teams, 32 years. That's roughly 128 consecutive failed seasons.
Every single year is failure until we win one. 4 teams, 32 years. That's roughly 128 consecutive failed seasons.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
You’d double team him while he’s pounding the rock?Hoop Dreams wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 1:09 pm Me and nigel could, but I can't think of anyone else that would even have a chance.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
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It's been 32 years since one of MN's four major sports teams has been to the Championship/Superbowl.
Every single year is failure until we win one. 4 teams, 32 years. That's roughly 128 consecutive failed seasons.
Every single year is failure until we win one. 4 teams, 32 years. That's roughly 128 consecutive failed seasons.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Pretty effing stupid to go high on someone that big. No wonder Matt Patricia got canned.Hoop Dreams wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 1:09 pm Me and nigel could, but I can't think of anyone else that would even have a chance.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Derrick Henry is 6’3” 250 pro athlete. My guess is if he hit any froob full steam said froob would be carted off the field….
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Pull him down by his dreadlocks
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Ivan Pace Jr. Dude tackles oxen as a hobby.Hoop Dreams wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 1:09 pm Me and nigel could, but I can't think of anyone else that would even have a chance.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
In the open field?
No way.
In the hole?
Also no.
No way.
In the hole?
Also no.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
What about nigel?
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Not sure if serious?mankatobjr wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 1:16 pm Open field? Probably not, just because him being almost 20 years younger and in better shape he could juke me out. Me playing DT and him coming through the line? Hell yea I could. Not saying he wouldn't truck me a few times (even the best DT can get ran over) but I'd get him just as many times. I'd put a shoulder into him.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
The only reason people get carted off the field in football is when their heart explodes from a vaccine.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Ok.. when I was playing college football 100% serious. Now? as an over weight out of shape almost 46 year old? Probably not. But I could manage to plug the hole and take on blockers so the LBers could get him.Hoop Dreams wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 2:20 pmNot sure if serious?mankatobjr wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 1:16 pm Open field? Probably not, just because him being almost 20 years younger and in better shape he could juke me out. Me playing DT and him coming through the line? Hell yea I could. Not saying he wouldn't truck me a few times (even the best DT can get ran over) but I'd get him just as many times. I'd put a shoulder into him.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Where did you play college football?mankatobjr wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 2:33 pmOk.. when I was playing college football 100% serious. Now? as an over weight out of shape almost 46 year old? Probably not. But I could manage to plug the hole and take on blockers so the LBers could get him.Hoop Dreams wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 2:20 pmNot sure if serious?mankatobjr wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 1:16 pm Open field? Probably not, just because him being almost 20 years younger and in better shape he could juke me out. Me playing DT and him coming through the line? Hell yea I could. Not saying he wouldn't truck me a few times (even the best DT can get ran over) but I'd get him just as many times. I'd put a shoulder into him.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
He'd hit your blubber infested body and you'd bounce to the sky like one of those red gym class balls getting hit with snowplow...Hoop Dreams wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 1:09 pm Me and nigel could, but I can't think of anyone else that would even have a chance.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
I’d pay to see him try.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Bro, he would literally just tip over your wheelchair.Eroder wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 2:41 pmHe'd hit your blubber infested body and you'd bounce to the sky like one of those red gym class balls getting hit with snowplow...Hoop Dreams wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 1:09 pm Me and nigel could, but I can't think of anyone else that would even have a chance.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
I am not the one being embarrassingly braggadocious with my claims in this thread, yes?Hoop Dreams wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 2:44 pmBro, he would literally just tip over your wheelchair.Eroder wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 2:41 pmHe'd hit your blubber infested body and you'd bounce to the sky like one of those red gym class balls getting hit with snowplow...Hoop Dreams wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 1:09 pm Me and nigel could, but I can't think of anyone else that would even have a chance.
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Maybe not in this thread, but pretty much every other thread!!Eroder wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 2:47 pmI am not the one being embarrassingly braggadocious with my claims in this thread, yes?
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
Please point out the thread where I claim to be able to tackle an NFL running back...Hoop Dreams wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 2:50 pmMaybe not in this thread, but pretty much every other thread!!
I'll wait...
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Re: Could you tackle Derrick Henry?
I was referring to all the arrogant comments you make in other threads!!!!!!!Eroder wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 2:55 pmPlease point out the thread where I claim to be able to tackle an NFL running back...Hoop Dreams wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 2:50 pmMaybe not in this thread, but pretty much every other thread!!
I'll wait...
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