***Official Cheating Astros vs. Dickless Twins Home Opener thread***

[LwnmwrMan222]

Like I said. Correa is trash for what he gets paid

[weimy froob]

something's up with gallo. twins 0-8 today with runners in scoring position and 0-8 this year with bases loaded. correa failed big time--but sonny gray dominated. the twins starting pitching this year has been as good as you could have hoped for.

buxton on base to lead off the bottom of the 7th. edit: correa fails again.

[Hoop Dreams]

Correa is killing us.

[feekdogg]

The Marlins and Astros both have advertising on the sleeves. How are the Twins missing that revenue stream?

[weimy froob]

one revenue stream they're missing is the one from bally sports north. i read that they aren't getting paid these days. just a headline--but i think that's the case.

[Hoop Dreams]

The Marlins and Astros both have advertising on the sleeves. How are the Twins missing that revenue stream?

[feekdogg]

Gallo hurt. Kepler hurt. Kiriloff and Polanco still hurt. Great job, new trainer.

[feekdogg]

Pressly sporting a litte gray in the beard.

[LwnmwrMan222]

At least Correa can strike ground out to lead off the bottom of the 10th.

[boxter432]

Offense is brutal.
At least buck starts at second.

[A Kickass Offense]

What a pathetic display by this offense.

[A Kickass Offense]

That’s game. Twins won’t score even with a guy on 2B to start.

[weimy froob]

let correa try to drive him in and if he fails have him steal.

[LwnmwrMan222]

Bench Correa.

[Hoop Dreams]

Seriously, wtf is Correa doing?

[feekdogg]

Fucking Junkass Moneybags.

[weimy froob]

works as good as a steal. can larnach deliver?

[weimy froob]

miranda time.

[weimy froob]

three hit game for jose.

[Hoop Dreams]

miranda time.

[Hoop Dreams]

Wild pitches are our best friend today.

[A Kickass Offense]

Do we really have to put up with Salono with the game on the line?!

[Hoop Dreams]

Do we really have to put up with Salono with the game on the line?!

He's had a solid game today.

[weimy froob]

can kyle farmer get the job done?

[Hoop Dreams]

can kyle farmer get the job done?

Yup!

[weimy froob]

twins win. twins win.

[Hoop Dreams]

Twins win!

[weimy froob]

an exciting afternoon at the old ballpark. 5th time the team has had a walk off home opener victory.

[BBG]

Farmer walks off the champs. I would say that was magical, like a movie

[Ron Burgundy 4 President]

Farmer walks off the champs. I would say that was magical, like a movie

Great win! Would have tragic if they wasted another brilliant start. Gray was awesome!