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The Rams

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Monday Night Football.....Rams vs Packnerts.

Packner fans like to pretend that playing at Lambeau in December is an advantage for the home squad. It'll be what...17 degrees at kickoff? Maker Bayfield's freezing point is much lower than that, letmetellyou. He's gonna give zero fucks about your "mystique" and will probably take a hot foaming piss right there on the fitty yard line.

Ol' Rodg will have the hand warmer fanny pack on for this one. Probably be gettin the ball out quick so he can jam his digits back in that warmer ASAP. This is the time of the year that he despises everything about Green Bay. The cold, the Carhartt-sharting-chain smoking-campfire and sausage and syrup smelling fans, that gotdamn Murphy sledding hill, LaFloor's excessively whitened teeth, that fucking cow pasture of a playing field, the smell of stale Blatz on tap, the colors green and yellow, polka music, and Vince Lombardi's gap teeth.

Yooooou ham n eggers.

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Now that Vikings fans' assholes can be unpuckered for a few weeks, it's time to enjoy football out in the elements like it was meant to be played. No stupid horns.No birds dying,no concrete cracking. Packers push to eliminate the Purple Pussies in the first round of the offs begins tonight! :scooter:
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Re: The Rams

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Gork wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 5:29 am Now that Vikings fans' assholes can be unpuckered for a few weeks, it's time to enjoy football out in the elements like it was meant to be played. No stupid horns.No birds dying,no concrete cracking. Packers push to eliminate the Purple Pussies in the first round of the offs begins tonight! :scooter:
Do you guys practice indoors? Why?

Why do the Packers have heaters on the sidelines? What's with the heated field? The Met wasn't heated, nor did Bud Grant allow heaters on the sidelines.

Pretty pathetic when all you have left is, "we play outside, though."
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Offsides 97 defense wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 7:09 am
Gork wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 5:29 am Now that Vikings fans' assholes can be unpuckered for a few weeks, it's time to enjoy football out in the elements like it was meant to be played. No stupid horns.No birds dying,no concrete cracking. Packers push to eliminate the Purple Pussies in the first round of the offs begins tonight! :scooter:
Do you guys practice indoors? Why?

Why do the Packers have heaters on the sidelines? What's with the heated field? The Met wasn't heated, nor did Bud Grant allow heaters on the sidelines.

Pretty pathetic when all you have left is, "we play outside, though."
But Bud Grant! :lol: Packers practiced out side this week. Rodgers with the heated jock!

Early Viking games with that stern taskmaster Bud Grant!

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Vince relaxing on the sideline of the frozen Tundra!

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I'm heading up Nort once I knock out a few hours of work.

Only thing I'm asking for except for a W is some snow. I know it's not in the forecast but you gotta believe!

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Sammy Watkins has been released.

No word what the Packners got in the prisoner exchange.

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I heard Packer Fans can't give away their tickets

The empty seats will be hidden because the seats are benches lol

Fat-Ass Packer Fan who shows up will have some elbow room tonight
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Billy Baroo wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 4:50 pm I heard Packer Fans can't give away their tickets

The empty seats will be hidden because the seats are benches lol

Fat-Ass Packer Fan who shows up will have some elbow room tonight
It will still be full but not as full. The ice fishing gear will take up the slack.
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zzzzzzzz
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Mayford Buckfield outdualing The Rodg.
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Sarge wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 8:07 pmzzzzzzzz
Packers should have spotted the Rams 35 pts .
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Rodg on pace for 218 yards, 0 tds, 2 picks.

Collinsworth will jizz regardless.
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Nice handwarmer Rodg.

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Tickets were still available for under 40 bucks for this one.
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The Rams seem more battle-tested here. They look comfortable in the cold. The Packers, look cold and miserable.
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UPDATE BREAKING NEWS

Rodg has eclipsed 200 yards.
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Sarge wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:08 pm UPDATE BREAKING NEWS

Rodg has eclipsed 200 yards.
Rodgers has only thrown for 250 yards 3 times this season and hasn't gone over 300 yards once. Very noodle arm Ponder like.
It's been 32 years since one of MN's four major sports teams has been to the Championship/Superbowl.
Every single year is failure until we win one. 4 teams, 32 years. That's roughly 128 consecutive failed seasons.
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salamander wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 11:31 pm
Sarge wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:08 pm UPDATE BREAKING NEWS

Rodg has eclipsed 200 yards.
Rodgers has only thrown for 250 yards 3 times this season and hasn't gone over 300 yards once. Very noodle arm Ponder like.
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salamander wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 11:31 pm
Sarge wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:08 pm UPDATE BREAKING NEWS

Rodg has eclipsed 200 yards.
Rodgers has only thrown for 250 yards 3 times this season and hasn't gone over 300 yards once. Very noodle arm Ponder like.
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Saw Dillon had a seat in the portable ice house last night.

Guess he bruised his vag...
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Offsides 97 defense wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 9:45 pm The Rams seem more battle-tested here. They look comfortable in the cold. The Packers, look cold and miserable.
This aged well. :clap: :clap:
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Gork wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 6:33 am
salamander wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 11:31 pm
Sarge wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:08 pm UPDATE BREAKING NEWS

Rodg has eclipsed 200 yards.
Rodgers has only thrown for 250 yards 3 times this season and hasn't gone over 300 yards once. Very noodle arm Ponder like.
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Honestly, AJ Dillon is one of my favorite backs in the NFL. He's the exact kind of back I'd look for if I was a GM.
It's been 32 years since one of MN's four major sports teams has been to the Championship/Superbowl.
Every single year is failure until we win one. 4 teams, 32 years. That's roughly 128 consecutive failed seasons.
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