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Matt Birk at it again...

Post by Mandatory » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:19 pm

This here is the ass of a drunken shitbird!

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Post by Cobey » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:22 pm

Neat.

Anyone have an interesting waffle recipe that they'd be willing to share?

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Post by Night Train » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:24 pm

A white Jesus??!!
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Post by Herky » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:25 pm

Statues of Santa Claus.

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Post by Bros Before Shiancoes » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:33 pm

Herky wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:25 pm
Statues of Santa Claus.
How bout more dogs dipshit.

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Post by Herky » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:35 pm

Bros Before Shiancoes wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:33 pm
Herky wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:25 pm
Statues of Santa Claus.
How bout more dogs dipshit.
Tomorrow

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Post by nigel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:11 pm

How about your wife’s abortion, Matt? Was that perfect?

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Post by Bunker Inspector » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:18 pm

Do you think Jesus ever aborted? I mean, how perfect was he, really?
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Post by Ask Not » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:23 pm

Do you think they'll come for the statues in the Brackets Hall of Champions?
Holy shit, that'll be a lot of butter toppled.
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Post by Bunker Inspector » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:23 pm

I bet if you look back at Jesus' twitter, he live-tweeted an abortion or two in his younger days.

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Post by j2j » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:24 pm

Mandatory - Dominus wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:19 pm
Jesus was a communist drug addict who banged prostitutes.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Post by Eroder » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:41 pm

j2j wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:24 pm
Mandatory - Dominus wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:19 pm
Jesus was a communist drug addict who banged prostitutes.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
So he WAS perfect then...
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Post by realjazzguy » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:19 pm

Herky wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:35 pm
Bros Before Shiancoes wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:33 pm
Herky wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:25 pm
Statues of Santa Claus.
How bout more dogs dipshit.
Tomorrow
CUT IT OUT OR I'LL POST MORE OLDE TYME HOCKEY PHTOS

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Re: Matt Birk at it again...

Post by Cobey » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:25 pm

Not a single person has an interesting waffle recipe that they're willing to share???

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Post by j2j » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:27 pm

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Post by j2j » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:30 pm

Matty Birk, Director of Youth Football Development for the NFL has twice led successful petitions to prevent a Twin Cities public high school from building a new on campus football field because he lived nearby and didnt want the extra traffic.
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Post by Angry Waters » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:47 pm

Cobey wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:25 pm
Not a single person has an interesting waffle recipe that they're willing to share???
Do you want the 'blue' kind?

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Post by ocsid » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:04 pm

The key to waffles, is use vanilla extract.

And Matt Birk is an asshole.

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Post by The Real Ted » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:09 pm

He overcame a horrific stuttering problem, give him a break.

He used to sound like Porky Pig when he was a guest on Koko & Dubay.

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Post by Falen's Boyfriend » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:49 pm

WR Ron Johnson called Birk out on twitter saying it's not about what's perfect.

It's about what's racist.

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Post by Mandatory » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:01 pm

Falen's Boyfriend wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:49 pm
WR Ron Johnson called Birk out on twitter saying it's not about what's perfect.

It's about what's racist.
That's how I saw it. I definitely don't follow Matt Birk on twitter.
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Post by Herky » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:11 pm

realjazzguy wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:19 pm
Herky wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:35 pm
Bros Before Shiancoes wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:33 pm


How bout more dogs dipshit.
Tomorrow
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Re: Matt Birk at it again...

Post by focker » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:16 pm

Herky wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:25 pm
Statues of Santa Claus.
It's pretty well known that Santa was a heavy drinker and beat Ms Claus a few times pretty badly...

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Post by PH81 » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:04 am

Night Train wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:24 pm
A white Jesus??!!
I hope you know that Jesus wasn't White I truly hope you know that otherwise you are a total dipshit
well look what we got here.................RUBES! Nothing but a pile of stinkin' Rubes!

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Post by Night Train » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:23 am

PH81 wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:04 am
Night Train wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:24 pm
A white Jesus??!!
I hope you know that Jesus wasn't White I truly hope you know that otherwise you are a total dipshit
Hey, thanks for clarifying that. I'm a total dipshit, I'm only a pastor's kid and derpity derp had no idea Jesus wasn't white derpity derp. Geez, read into a little sarcasm once in a while.

I'm well aware there is a stink out there that wants to remove every white Jesus in America and replace him with a more accurate representation. This is the country we live in now, I'm all too aware of that.
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Post by Sellingguy » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:27 am

matt birk is a perfect example of why twitter should go away. Can someone please stand up and explain why they would follow matt birk on twitter?

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Post by Lesueurcountyguy » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:28 am

focker wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:16 pm
Herky wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:25 pm
Statues of Santa Claus.
It's pretty well known that Santa was a heavy drinker and beat Ms Claus a few times pretty badly...
Also liked to get a little handsy with children. Mostly smelled of scotch and summer sausage.
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Post by PH81 » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:29 am

Night Train wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:23 am
PH81 wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:04 am
Night Train wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:24 pm
A white Jesus??!!
I hope you know that Jesus wasn't White I truly hope you know that otherwise you are a total dipshit
Hey, thanks for clarifying that. I'm a total dipshit, I'm only a pastor's kid and derpity derp had no idea Jesus wasn't white derpity derp. Geez, read into a little sarcasm once in a while.

I'm well aware there is a stink out there that wants to remove every white Jesus in America and replace him with a more accurate representation. This is the country we live in now, I'm all too aware of that.
Your against portraying jesus as real?
well look what we got here.................RUBES! Nothing but a pile of stinkin' Rubes!

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Re: Matt Birk at it again...

Post by Night Train » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:34 am

PH81 wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:29 am
Night Train wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:23 am
PH81 wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:04 am


I hope you know that Jesus wasn't White I truly hope you know that otherwise you are a total dipshit
Hey, thanks for clarifying that. I'm a total dipshit, I'm only a pastor's kid and derpity derp had no idea Jesus wasn't white derpity derp. Geez, read into a little sarcasm once in a while.

I'm well aware there is a stink out there that wants to remove every white Jesus in America and replace him with a more accurate representation. This is the country we live in now, I'm all too aware of that.
Your against portraying jesus as real?
Don't care one way or the other, but think it is pointless. You want a black Jesus have a black Jesus, you want a white Jesus, have a white Jesus. No one knows what the real Jesus looked like anyways... and please, don't post that caveman looking one, I've seen that a million times.
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Post by Lesueurcountyguy » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:37 am

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