***Official Twins vs Indians Thread***

[RubeTube]

Kepler takes ball 4, but the fucking ump calls it a strike and he ground out the next pitch.

Umps wasting no time screwing the Twins

My Uncle Mort and some of Teh "Boys" from the Ohio VFW, put down quite a hefty bet.

Any sway from the umps?

[jffl_commish]

He makes me think of Nuke LaLoosh. Rose goes in front big guy.

[jffl_commish]

That has to be caught.

[A Kickass Offense]

Nice catch by Marwin...

Is the league gonna let Puig serve that 8 game suspension whenever the fuck it’s convenient for the team or what?

[A Kickass Offense]

That has to be caught.

It wasn’t....

[jffl_commish]

The worst thing about Morneau when he's in the box is he never shuts up. Dude, take a breath once in a while.

[boxter432]

So it’s inning two where Gibson implodes?

[A Kickass Offense]

So it’s inning two where Gibson implodes?

It would be better if the inevitable implosion could be held off until the more traditional 5th or 6th inning.

[A Kickass Offense]

Nice pitch!

Still got a bit of a jam to work out of though.

[A Kickass Offense]

Cleveland up 1-0 after Adrianna can’t handle the pickoff throw to 1st base

[Cobey]

For fucks sake.

[jffl_commish]

WTF Morneau? STFU! It's good for Gibson to have that run in to help his pitch count?

[A Kickass Offense]

Why is Sano not playing 1st if he’s in the lineup?

[A Kickass Offense]

For fucks sake.

MN Sports.

It never gets old does it?

[weimy froob]

error bites gibson in the rear-but you can't win unless you score at least one. now the twins need at least two.

[A Kickass Offense]

Double play should have needed it still tied 0-0, but they avoided a big inning against.

[jffl_commish]

Dick Bremer, you suck so hard. What in the actual fuck?

[boxter432]

Really. A throwing error run?

Go score some dern runs.

[A Kickass Offense]

error bites gibson in the rear-but you can't win unless you score at least one. now the twins need at least two.

They may have given it to Gibson, but that was on Adrianaza and by extension it was on Rocco for not having a more experienced Sano over at 1st base.

[Cobey]

Clevinger looks like he belongs in This is Spinal Tap

[A Kickass Offense]

Sano rung up on a ball. Ump has fucked the Twins on 3 of 5 batters so far

[jffl_commish]

Stud.

[A Kickass Offense]

Arreaz hits a double after the ump called a strike on ball 4 earlier in the AB

[boxter432]

Time for Marwin to turn his slump around.

Not going to do it taking a fastball down the middle and swinging at a ball ABOVE YOUR HEAD. Or that half assed swing for the out. He’s been so disappointing after a good start.

[RC3]

Morneau is saying some stupid shit tonight.

[Cobey]

Sano rung up on a ball. Ump has fucked the Twins on 3 of 5 batters so far

Umps strike zone has been pretty consistent actually. It's part of the game and they gotta adjust to it.

[weimy froob]

gibson pulling his weight so far.

[Corre Ricky Corre]

Sano rung up on a ball. Ump has fucked the Twins on 3 of 5 batters so far

Umps strike zone has been pretty consistent actually. It's part of the game and they gotta adjust to it.

They've been terrible. There is a reason even the announcers have been confused by the zone.

[RubeTube]

Update from Da Land.

Uncle mort said Big Tone is already loaded. Watching from the VFW and the "Tito" chants have started.

$tay tuned!

[Cobey]

Sano rung up on a ball. Ump has fucked the Twins on 3 of 5 batters so far

Umps strike zone has been pretty consistent actually. It's part of the game and they gotta adjust to it.

They've been terrible. There is a reason even the announcers have been confused by the zone.

I like a big zone honestly. Get the bat off the shoulder