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Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by RubeTube » Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:29 am

Her intro tag is "Looking for my SKOLmate"

Have I finally found her?!? :o

#Hoist

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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by Oscar » Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 am

You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by PurpleHaze » Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:34 am

Oscar wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 am
You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Of course the dumbass packer fan spells it "skoll".

Just a loser, haha haha.
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Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.

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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by Phrooster » Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:47 am

She is 6"3weigh245 hot dog eating champ from Hudson booster days good luck Oscar

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Post by Tony Bongwater » Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:24 pm

Phrooster wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:47 am
She is 6"3weigh245 hot dog eating champ from Hudson booster days good luck Oscar
😍😍😍😍😍
I call 2nd if Sergeant Rubetube passes.
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by RubeTube » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:06 pm

Oscar wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 am
You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hahahaha.

Have fun with the Hudson wiener eater brah!
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Post by RubeTube » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:14 pm

weimy froob wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:10 pm
She's got a man homie.
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Post by AaronVikes » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:20 am

Oscar wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 am
You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:

I get a kick out of Oscar, don't care what anybody says.

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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by flexbuffchest » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:08 am

Tony Bongwater wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:24 pm
Phrooster wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:47 am
She is 6"3weigh245 hot dog eating champ from Hudson booster days good luck Oscar
😍😍😍😍😍
I call 2nd if Sergeant Rubetube passes.
Why is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing? :o

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
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Fuck! Rosas fucked this up in epic all time fashion...

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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by RubeTube » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 am

flexbuffchest wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:08 am
Tony Bongwater wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:24 pm
Phrooster wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:47 am
She is 6"3weigh245 hot dog eating champ from Hudson booster days good luck Oscar
😍😍😍😍😍
I call 2nd if Sergeant Rubetube passes.
Why is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing? :o

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
Ya we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?

She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!

I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by flexbuffchest » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am

Sergeant Rubetube wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 am
flexbuffchest wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:08 am
Tony Bongwater wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:24 pm


😍😍😍😍😍
I call 2nd if Sergeant Rubetube passes.
Why is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing? :o

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
Ya we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?

She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!

I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
?????

She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?

She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
Thrillkill wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 9:03 am

Fuck! Rosas fucked this up in epic all time fashion...

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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by RubeTube » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:44 am

flexbuffchest wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am
Sergeant Rubetube wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 am
flexbuffchest wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:08 am


Why is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing? :o

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
Ya we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?

She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!

I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
?????

She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?

She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
We can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?
"Tough Times Don't Last, Tough People Do" -Kirk Cousins

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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by flexbuffchest » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:52 am

Sergeant Rubetube wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:44 am
flexbuffchest wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am
Sergeant Rubetube wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 am


Ya we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?

She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!

I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
?????

She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?

She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
We can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?
:love:
Thrillkill wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 9:03 am

Fuck! Rosas fucked this up in epic all time fashion...

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Post by whiskerbiscuit » Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:46 pm

I swiped left on that bitch.
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by PurpleHaze » Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:49 pm

AaronVikes wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:20 am
Oscar wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 am
You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:

I get a kick out of Oscar, don't care what anybody says.
If Oscar entertains you I got this killer rock you can be amused by, $175. It's grey with a little black, I bet you'd stare at it for hours every day.

Is carrot top your all-time favorite comedian? :lol:
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Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.

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Post by AaronVikes » Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:08 pm

PurpleHaze wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:49 pm
AaronVikes wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:20 am
Oscar wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 am
You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:

I get a kick out of Oscar, don't care what anybody says.
If Oscar entertains you I got this killer rock you can be amused by, $175. It's grey with a little black, I bet you'd stare at it for hours every day.

Is carrot top your all-time favorite comedian? :lol:
I can't abandon my current pet rock, but thanks for the offer. Otherwise I would take you up on that.

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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by PurpleHaze » Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:10 pm

AaronVikes wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:08 pm
PurpleHaze wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:49 pm
AaronVikes wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:20 am


:lol:

I get a kick out of Oscar, don't care what anybody says.
If Oscar entertains you I got this killer rock you can be amused by, $175. It's grey with a little black, I bet you'd stare at it for hours every day.

Is carrot top your all-time favorite comedian? :lol:
I can't abandon my current pet rock, but thanks for the offer. Otherwise I would take you up on that.
Haha I don't doubt that. Offer still stands!

Is it carrot top or Pauly shore?
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Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.

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Post by hategreenticemase » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:07 am

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Post by hategreenticemase » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:03 am

Never in my life seen a grown ass man more of an attention whore woman than this fucker. Good God, wtf was he like when he was a teenager??? :lol:

P.S. Which number date do you let her know your history of "being in many domestics"? Does she mind getting her ass whupped? :lol:

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Post by JigglyPuff » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:13 pm

take her to Big POO POO Island on your first date.

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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online

Post by hategreenticemase » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:43 pm

We can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?

:shock:

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Post by DonaldDouchebag » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:39 pm

weimy froob wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:10 pm
Do lip injections hurt like a muhfucker or what? Looks horrible to me.
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Post by RubeTube » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:27 pm

DonaldDouchebag wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:39 pm
weimy froob wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:10 pm
Do lip injections hurt like a muhfucker or what? Looks horrible to me.
Sal is so sexy, Don. Our thread on teh main board PWNS!

I'm currently looking at her twitter. Hopefully she responds. :naners:
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Post by Slap Shot » Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:02 am

Haley looks like a tranny.

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Post by Bleeds Purple » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:34 pm

Sergeant Rubetube wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:29 am
Her intro tag is "Looking for my SKOLmate"

Have I finally found her?!? :o

#Hoist

#KDC

#SkoldiersMountUp
Good luck Rube Tube! There is SKOL-Mate for every Vikings fan out there! Hopefully, you may have found yours. :thumbsup:

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Post by Bullazin » Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:44 pm

flexbuffchest wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:52 am
Sergeant Rubetube wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:44 am
flexbuffchest wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am


?????

She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?

She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
We can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?
:love:
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Post by salamander » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:34 pm

Sergeant Rubetube wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 am

I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
If there's some snoodling in play count me in.
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