Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

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Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Douglas Bubbletrousers » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:23 pm

I was thinking today that it's silly that us humans have to poop and pee separately. Why can't all the waste just come out one common port, like the anus? Then a man's penis and a woman's vagina could be used exclusively for sex and wouldn't have to have pee come out of it.
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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Verle » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:38 pm

Some people on this board think a man's dink meat belongs in another man's butthole. What do you and nigel think about that?
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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Douglas Bubbletrousers » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:47 pm

Verle wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:38 pm
Some people on this board think a man's dink meat belongs in another man's butthole. What do you and nigel think about that?

To be honest, Verle, I don't see why it should be more acceptable for a woman to take it in the ass than a man. It's not her vagina that's being penetrated, it's her anus. A man's anus is no different than a woman's.
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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Je9 » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:49 pm

Pee doesn’t come out of the vagina.

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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Douglas Bubbletrousers » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:51 pm

Je9 wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:49 pm
Pee doesn’t come out of the vagina.

Well the same area at least. If it came out the anus instead it would just be easier. Then you're still reducing from two ports to one.
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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Je9 » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:53 pm

Douglas Bubbletrousers wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:51 pm
Je9 wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:49 pm
Pee doesn’t come out of the vagina.

Well the same area at least. If it came out the anus instead it would just be easier. Then you're still reducing from two ports to one.
What’s the difference if it’s not coming out of the
Vagina

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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Je9 » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:54 pm

Urine and feces are completely different. Feces
Is from digestion of food urine is from filtration of blood

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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Hummdrum » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:54 pm

It's the way the Aliens made us for some odd reason, perhaps beyond their control as far as the way the genetics ended up. I think it's better to have 2 holes for waste. My favorite funny prayer before eating 2 large pizzas =
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wasn't for our ass-holes our bellies would bust." lol.
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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by YBBR » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:27 pm

Protein. All in the protein, man.

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Post by 64DegreeWedge » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:28 pm

You’re a stupid fuck. We are in our infancy
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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by LordNu » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:38 pm

I was thinking this was going to be a philosophical thread on how we evolved into societies or something like that. I am deeply saddened by how wrong I was.

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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by YBBR » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:43 pm

LordNu wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:38 pm
I was thinking this was going to be a philosophical thread on how we evolved into societies or something like that. I am deeply saddened by how wrong I was.
Money is bullshit, LordNu. I want to go back to trading goods and services for goods and or services.

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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by RubeTube » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:51 pm

YBBR wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:43 pm
LordNu wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:38 pm
I was thinking this was going to be a philosophical thread on how we evolved into societies or something like that. I am deeply saddened by how wrong I was.
Money is bullshit, LordNu. I want to go back to trading goods and services for goods and or services.
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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Qman65 » Sun Jun 16, 2019 1:44 am

Because we were tired of shit sticking to our fur. :roll:
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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by LordNu » Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:36 am

YBBR wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:43 pm
LordNu wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:38 pm
I was thinking this was going to be a philosophical thread on how we evolved into societies or something like that. I am deeply saddened by how wrong I was.
Money is bullshit, LordNu. I want to go back to trading goods and services for goods and or services.
And who wouldn't want you to do that? Governments, as they won't be able to tax you.

the axiom "Slave to the money" has a lot more meaning than we care to realise.

Then again, currency does allow us to obtain whatever we want by providing whatever good or service we can.

See this is the type of discussion we should be having, not something of physiological evolution.

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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Douglas Bubbletrousers » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:00 am

LordNu wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:38 pm
I was thinking this was going to be a philosophical thread on how we evolved into societies or something like that. I am deeply saddened by how wrong I was.

Ah sorry, I intentionally made the thread title to sound like I was going to be talking about something less juvenile than I actually was :lol:
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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Douglas Bubbletrousers » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:03 am

LordNu wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:36 am
YBBR wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:43 pm
LordNu wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:38 pm
I was thinking this was going to be a philosophical thread on how we evolved into societies or something like that. I am deeply saddened by how wrong I was.
Money is bullshit, LordNu. I want to go back to trading goods and services for goods and or services.
And who wouldn't want you to do that? Governments, as they won't be able to tax you.

the axiom "Slave to the money" has a lot more meaning than we care to realise.

Then again, currency does allow us to obtain whatever we want by providing whatever good or service we can.

See this is the type of discussion we should be having, not something of physiological evolution.
My idea of a more advanced society is kind of like what they have in Star Trek. There it seems like peoples' motivation in life isn't money but instead just reaching ones full potential as a human or something like that. It seems like a way more noble way of life than doing things all in the name of money like we currently have in our society.
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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by LordNu » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:11 pm

Douglas Bubbletrousers wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:03 am
LordNu wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:36 am
YBBR wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:43 pm

Money is bullshit, LordNu. I want to go back to trading goods and services for goods and or services.
And who wouldn't want you to do that? Governments, as they won't be able to tax you.

the axiom "Slave to the money" has a lot more meaning than we care to realise.

Then again, currency does allow us to obtain whatever we want by providing whatever good or service we can.

See this is the type of discussion we should be having, not something of physiological evolution.
My idea of a more advanced society is kind of like what they have in Star Trek. There it seems like peoples' motivation in life isn't money but instead just reaching ones full potential as a human or something like that. It seems like a way more noble way of life than doing things all in the name of money like we currently have in our society.
Time you started a new thread on above topic. ;)

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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Lesueurcountyguy » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:41 pm

Douglas Bubbletrousers wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:51 pm
Je9 wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:49 pm
Pee doesn’t come out of the vagina.

Well the same area at least. If it came out the anus instead it would just be easier. Then you're still reducing from two ports to one.
Drink 14 Old Milwaukee beers and have a couple bowls of chili. If the solution is peeing out of your ass problem solved.

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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by flexbuffchest » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:55 pm

Birds have the system down :thumbsup:

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Fuck! Rosas fucked this up in epic all time fashion...

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Re: Why did humans evolve with the way they did?

Post by Douglas Bubbletrousers » Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:06 pm

flexbuffchest wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:55 pm
Birds have the system down :thumbsup:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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