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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by LwnmwrMan222 » Fri May 17, 2019 3:58 pm

Maybe you can get him fired, because, well, the world needs ditch diggers too.

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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by RC3 » Fri May 17, 2019 4:14 pm

Here's an example from his first day:

RC3: "Hey, Jim. How's that policy manual treatin' 'ya?" (with a little wink and finger pistol action)

Jim: "I'm in a glass case of emotion!"



That's what I'm dealing with.
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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by DonaldDouchebag » Fri May 17, 2019 4:19 pm

Sounds like a fucking choad.
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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by Vulcan Vidiot » Fri May 17, 2019 4:29 pm

Wolfman has nards!!!

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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by hoyhoyguy » Fri May 17, 2019 4:34 pm

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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by asshan » Fri May 17, 2019 4:35 pm

Good, I hope he keeps up the bit until you become a shell of your stupid fucking self.

Further - I hope he takes a rotten, massive coiler in your trash can and covers it up with a few sheets of paper. You'll smell nothing but rotten shit all day long and won't be able figure out why. You'll plead with everyone who walks by "I swear to Christ, it's not me!", but it won't do any good.

HR will begin to walk you out of the office, and just as your pathetic ass approaches the front door...new guy will stop you in front of everyone, and in his best British accent exclaim:
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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by RC3 » Fri May 17, 2019 4:47 pm

asshan wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 4:35 pm
Good, I hope he keeps up the bit until you become a shell of your stupid fucking self.

Further - I hope he takes a rotten, massive coiler in your trash can and covers it up with a few sheets of paper. You'll smell nothing but rotten shit all day long and won't be able figure out why. You'll plead with everyone who walks by "I swear to Christ, it's not me!", but it won't do any good.

HR will begin to walk you out of the office, and just as your pathetic ass approaches the front door...new guy will stop you in front of everyone, and in his best British accent exclaim:
Spoiler:
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Wow. That was about as unfunny as you've ever been. Everything ok at home?
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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by asshan » Fri May 17, 2019 4:54 pm

RC3 wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 4:47 pm
asshan wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 4:35 pm
Good, I hope he keeps up the bit until you become a shell of your stupid fucking self.

Further - I hope he takes a rotten, massive coiler in your trash can and covers it up with a few sheets of paper. You'll smell nothing but rotten shit all day long and won't be able figure out why. You'll plead with everyone who walks by "I swear to Christ, it's not me!", but it won't do any good.

HR will begin to walk you out of the office, and just as your pathetic ass approaches the front door...new guy will stop you in front of everyone, and in his best British accent exclaim:
Spoiler:
Image
Wow. That was about as unfunny as you've ever been. Everything ok at home?
Yeah, I knew it was bad when I hit submit. My parents cat has teh beetus, maybe that has something to do with it.

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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by Slap Shot » Fri May 17, 2019 9:32 pm

RC3 wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 4:14 pm
Here's an example from his first day:

RC3: "Hey, Jim. How's that policy manual treatin' 'ya?" (with a little wink and finger pistol action)

Jim: "I'm in a glass case of emotion!"



That's what I'm dealing with.
You don't think your wink and finger pistol move was a go- signal for shenanigans?

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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by Tommy_Hawk » Sat May 18, 2019 12:51 am

RC3 wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 4:14 pm
Here's an example from his first day:

RC3: "Hey, Jim. How's that policy manual treatin' 'ya?" (with a little wink and finger pistol action)

Jim: "I'm in a glass case of emotion!"



That's what I'm dealing with.
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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by RC3 » Sat May 18, 2019 10:15 am

Slap Shot wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 9:32 pm
RC3 wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 4:14 pm
Here's an example from his first day:

RC3: "Hey, Jim. How's that policy manual treatin' 'ya?" (with a little wink and finger pistol action)

Jim: "I'm in a glass case of emotion!"



That's what I'm dealing with.
You don't think your wink and finger pistol move was a go- signal for shenanigans?
In hindsight.....
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Re: New Guy at Work

Post by nigel » Sat May 18, 2019 11:04 am

RC3 wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 4:14 pm
Here's an example from his first day:

RC3: "Hey, Jim. How's that policy manual treatin' 'ya?" (with a little wink and finger pistol action)

Jim: "I'm in a glass case of emotion!"



That's what I'm dealing with.
Thanks for taking three pages to finally give an example, as was asked :roll:

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