If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

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If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by PH81 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:18 pm

fan.
Not composite or plastic. [these can be used on a night by night bases] but a metal blade fan must be used as your standard.
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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by DP. » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:22 pm

Oooookay.....

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by weimy froob » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:24 pm

why?

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by PH81 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:24 pm

DP. wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:22 pm
Oooookay.....
Metal-air. think about it :bow:
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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by PH81 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:27 pm

weimy froob wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:24 pm
why?
I am not a mystic [or a scientist] but it has something with the way the edges of the blades create ozone and purify the air, Metal creates a different effect than plastic.
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Post by DP. » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:28 pm

PH81 wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:24 pm
DP. wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:22 pm
Oooookay.....
Metal-air. think about it :bow:
I’d rather not...

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by PH81 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:29 pm

DP. wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:28 pm
PH81 wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:24 pm
DP. wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:22 pm
Oooookay.....
Metal-air. think about it :bow:
I’d rather not...
No biggie, but that is your choice
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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by DP. » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:31 pm

PH81 wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:29 pm
DP. wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:28 pm
PH81 wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:24 pm


Metal-air. think about it :bow:
I’d rather not...
No biggie, but that is your choice
Too busy enjoying the above avg temp...

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by PH81 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:31 pm

DP. wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:31 pm
PH81 wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:29 pm
DP. wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:28 pm


I’d rather not...
No biggie, but that is your choice
Too busy enjoying the above avg temp...
:thumbsup:
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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by PH81 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:35 pm

We're a big fan of this fan, here's why: Three slim metal blades give a special ozone deep sleep, peaceful breeze.
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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by weimy froob » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:42 pm

i've never needed a fan to fall asleep unless it was a super warm night.

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by Old_Kid » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:02 pm

PH81 wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:35 pm
We're a big fan of this fan, here's why: Three slim metal blades give a special ozone deep sleep, peaceful breeze.
Actually, a metal fan blade will slowly disentigrate and propel aluminum/magnesium particles. This scenario will create a fire hazard and cause huge blackheads on your forehead. And, the more it wears down the fan will become unbalanced and send out frequencies of sound which only dogs can hear. To sooth itself your dog will chew up your leather motorcycle jacket. You will see remnants of your favorite coat ever for the next six weeks in their excrement. Just say no to metal fans.

www.wikipedia.metalfans.com
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Post by Douglas Bubbletrousers » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:06 pm

Windmills cause cancer so I assume fans do too. They go "whurrrrr whurrrrr" and kill birds and cause cancer. You should cool off with coal instead. Good, clean coal.
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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by weimy froob » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:06 pm

Old_Kid wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:02 pm
PH81 wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:35 pm
We're a big fan of this fan, here's why: Three slim metal blades give a special ozone deep sleep, peaceful breeze.
Actually, a metal fan blade will slowly disentigrate and propel aluminum/magnesium particles. This scenario will create a fire hazard and cause huge blackheads on your forehead. And, the more it wears down the fan will become unbalanced and send out frequencies of sound which only dogs can hear. To sooth itself your dog will chew up your leather motorcycle jacket. You will see remnants of your favorite coat ever for the next six weeks in their excrement. Just say no to metal fans.

www.wikipedia.metalfans.com
plastic fan here-old kid.

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by Lightning » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:26 pm

Our fans have impellers with vanes, no blades here.

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by Old_Kid » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:54 pm

weimy froob wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:06 pm
Old_Kid wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:02 pm
PH81 wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:35 pm
We're a big fan of this fan, here's why: Three slim metal blades give a special ozone deep sleep, peaceful breeze.
Actually, a metal fan blade will slowly disentigrate and propel aluminum/magnesium particles. This scenario will create a fire hazard and cause huge blackheads on your forehead. And, the more it wears down the fan will become unbalanced and send out frequencies of sound which only dogs can hear. To sooth itself your dog will chew up your leather motorcycle jacket. You will see remnants of your favorite coat ever for the next six weeks in their excrement. Just say no to metal fans.

www.wikipedia.metalfans.com
plastic fan here-old kid.
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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by RALPH MALPH » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:15 pm

i have a bladeless fan it's pretty cool

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by RC3 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:48 pm

Wood.
reddish?

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by Cobey » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:49 pm

We only use paper fans in the Cobey household.

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Post by RALPH MALPH » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:50 pm

Cobey wrote:
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We only use paper fans in the Cobey household.
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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by Hole Nova Level » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:51 pm

The sound of your wife's snoring puts me right to sleep.

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by Den Den » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:52 pm

Blades of Steel was a way overrated game

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by RC3 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:53 pm

Den Den wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:52 pm
Blades of Steel was a way overrated game
Take that back!
reddish?

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by PH81 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:22 pm

Just sayin metal slices the molecules better
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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by beetlebum71 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:42 pm

RC3 wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:53 pm
Den Den wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:52 pm
Blades of Steel was a way overrated game
Take that back!
Ice Hockey was superior. You had the fat slow guy who had the Happy Gilmore shot, the little fast guy, and the tall skinny guy who was just sort of mediocre at everything. If that isn't a microcosm of the world we live in, then I don't know what is.

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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by Qman65 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:16 pm

Sleep with a fan on to move the air around since it's not warm enough yet to open a fucking window. Plastic fan blades, fans are at least 7 years old and still work the same the day pulled out of the box.
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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by PH81 » Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:36 am

Qman65 wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:16 pm
Sleep with a fan on to move the air around since it's not warm enough yet to open a fucking window. Plastic fan blades, fans are at least 7 years old and still work the same the day pulled out of the box.
Metal blades effect the air differently
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Re: If you sleep with a fan on, it must be a metal blade

Post by Hector » Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:59 am

Douglas Bubbletrousers wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:06 pm
Windmills cause cancer so I assume fans do too. They go "whurrrrr whurrrrr" and kill birds and cause cancer. You should cool off with coal instead. Good, clean coal.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... xEEhju9ARv

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