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Jello Desserts

Post by Ask Not » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:42 am

What the hell happened? Why have they fallen so far out of failure?
There was a whole industry dedicated just to the molding of the delicacy.

Thanks Trump.

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by cmd24 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:48 am

A lot of the gals that made orange jello with carrots in it, have passed.
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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Mandatory » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:48 am

This is the sort of thread that I've been waiting for. Protip.. DO NOT buy Jello brand sugar free chocolate pudding. Not good.

I always liked the green kind that smelled like Windex.. or was that the blue?
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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Cobey » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:53 am

I'm a big fan of Jello desserts or "salads" as they are called in my family. I think me and my mom are the only people who like them in my immediate family, so I get them maybe once or twice a year.
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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:54 am

cmd24 wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:48 am
A lot of the gals that made orange jello with carrots in it, have passed.
pro tip, use orange juice instead of water and skip the carrots :thumbsup:

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:55 am

Cobey wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:53 am
I'm a big fan of Jello desserts or "salads" as they are called in my family. I think me and my mom are the only people who like them in my immediate family, so I get them maybe once or twice a year.
I NEVER add a scoop of jello, sorry

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by cmd24 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:55 am

Slim Shady wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:54 am
cmd24 wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:48 am
A lot of the gals that made orange jello with carrots in it, have passed.
pro tip, use orange juice instead of water and skip the carrots :thumbsup:
But then how will Betty get the carrots in there?

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:56 am

Sally wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:54 am
I'm here for the jello shots.
I'm not leaving until I'm heaving, AMIRITE?

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by feekdogg » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:56 am

I like a nice bowl of orange jello with mandarin oranges in it. Little dollop of Cool Whip on top.

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Cobey » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:57 am

Slim Shady wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:55 am
Cobey wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:53 am
I'm a big fan of Jello desserts or "salads" as they are called in my family. I think me and my mom are the only people who like them in my immediate family, so I get them maybe once or twice a year.
I NEVER add a scoop of jello, sorry
I can take or leave Jello on it's own.
When fruit is added to Jello, you have piqued my interest.
Now when cool whip is added into the Jello and fruit to make it a "salad," I'm not passing that up.
Harden the fuck up, pussy.

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:57 am

feekdogg wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:56 am
I like a nice bowl of orange jello with mandarin oranges in it. Little dollop of Cool Whip on top.
are you a regular at homo chat?

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by cmd24 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:58 am

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Fuck Rudy Luther and Susan.

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:58 am

Cobey wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:57 am

I can take or leave Jello on it's own.
When fruit is added to Jello, you have piqued my interest.
Now when cool whip is added into the Jello and fruit to make it a "salad," I'm not passing that up.
what a grate jello mind, we are blessed to have you :thumbsup:

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Da Gas Man » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:17 pm

I never had any room for Jello.

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Lightning » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:23 pm

I blame the vegans and vegetarians.

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Billy Bremner » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:49 pm

Jello is made from animal bones and hides. Now that's good eatin'!

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Ask Not » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:54 pm

Ever been to a restaurant that has the jello and Cool Whip going round and round in the case? Those were the days.

My mom used to have copper jello molds on the wall in the 70's. The went well with the orange painted walls.

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by minndodger » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:55 pm

cmd24 wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:58 am
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"Gel" sounds very appetizing.
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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Cobey » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:58 pm

Billy Bremner wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:49 pm
Jello is made from animal bones and hides. Now that's good eatin'!
Many candies like Mike and Ikes list Carnauba wax as one of the ingredients.

Carnauba wax is also popularly used for waxing your car
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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Billy Bremner » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:01 pm

Cobey wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:58 pm
Billy Bremner wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:49 pm
Jello is made from animal bones and hides. Now that's good eatin'!
Many candies like Mike and Ikes list Carnauba wax as one of the ingredients.

Carnauba wax is also popularly used for waxing your car
And your mom.

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Ask Not » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:05 pm

Billy Bremner wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:01 pm
Cobey wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:58 pm
Billy Bremner wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:49 pm
Jello is made from animal bones and hides. Now that's good eatin'!
Many candies like Mike and Ikes list Carnauba wax as one of the ingredients.

Carnauba wax is also popularly used for waxing your car
And your mom.
And:
Spoiler:
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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by feekdogg » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:13 pm

Jello blocks are where it's at.
Green or orange.

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Ask Not » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:21 pm

feekdogg wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:13 pm
Jello blocks are where it's at.
Green or orange.
My sister makes 2 dozen jello eggs for Easter every year. Never have more than 3 been consumed. :thumbsdown:

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:30 pm

Nancy wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:54 pm
Ever been to a restaurant that has the jello and Cool Whip going round and round in the case? Those were the days.
you might want to make a visit to Wampachs in Shakopee, not rotating but glass door refrigerated display

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:31 pm

Nancy wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:21 pm


My sister
would you put in a good word for me?

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by RALPH MALPH » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:36 pm

the only thing i don't like about jell-o is it falls apart when you try and fuck it.
Spoiler:
i'd figure i'd beat bubblepants to the punch :beer:

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Ask Not » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:11 pm

RALPH MALPH wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:36 pm
the only thing i don't like about jell-o is it falls apart when you try and fuck it.
Spoiler:
i'd figure i'd beat bubblepants to the punch :beer:
:shock:



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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by realjazzguy » Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:24 pm

lime Jello with shredded carrots ..the Minnesota state dessert

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by Hornets » Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:25 pm

LOVE Jello Instant Pudding!

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Re: Jello Desserts

Post by RubeTube » Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:29 pm

Sally wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:54 am
I'm here for the jello shots.
Fuck ya!!
I make a phone call my brothas comin' like the Gotti boys
bodies bein' found on Greenleaf
with their fucking heads cut off, motherfucker i'm TUBE

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