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overheard a coworkers story

Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:56 am

There is a dude in the office that I'm not real fond of, he's strange fucker.

Anyway, I hear him telling a another person about his girlfriend and her roommate. Seems girlfriend and roommate aren't getting along well. Over the weekend girlfriend wiped her ass w/ a towel and rubbed it all over roommates sheets.

Is this normal? :thinking:
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Post by Douglas Bubbletrousers » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:58 am

That's pretty sexy tbph
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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by cmd24 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:35 am

Do you still work with Mandy?
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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:37 am

a few moths ago his girlfriend was pissed that room mate was drinking all of her booze so she started putting eye drops in it :o

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Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:37 am

cmd24 wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:35 am
Do you still work with Mandy?
Not sure, he hasn't been in for a while

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Post by Sellingguy » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:43 pm

the wtf moments of office life.
I think the best one was the coworker who said he cant go home for lunch because that is when his wifes lover is over.
Just kinda threw it out in the chatter before a meeting when people were talking about lunch.

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Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:57 pm

thought this would have been more of a talker :|

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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by Mandatory » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:03 pm

cmd24 wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:35 am
Do you still work with Mandy?
I am not strange, sir!
I haven't even begun to peak.

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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by Ask Not » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:05 pm

Slim Shady wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:56 am
There is a dude in the office that I'm not real fond of, he's strange fucker.

Anyway, I hear him telling a another person about his girlfriend and her roommate. Seems girlfriend and roommate aren't getting along well. Over the weekend girlfriend wiped her ass w/ a towel and rubbed it all over roommates sheets.

Is this normal? :thinking:
She sounds like a real shit stain.

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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by cmd24 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:06 pm

Nancy Jr wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:05 pm
Slim Shady wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:56 am
There is a dude in the office that I'm not real fond of, he's strange fucker.

Anyway, I hear him telling a another person about his girlfriend and her roommate. Seems girlfriend and roommate aren't getting along well. Over the weekend girlfriend wiped her ass w/ a towel and rubbed it all over roommates sheets.

Is this normal? :thinking:
She sounds like a real shit stain.
This thread stinks.
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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by Herky » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:07 pm

What color was the shit?

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Post by Slim Shady » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:08 pm

Herky wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:07 pm
What color was the shit?
had a greenish hue

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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by Ask Not » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:09 pm

Slim Shady wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:08 pm
Herky wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:07 pm
What color was the shit?
had a greenish hue
Classic guacamole turn. I'm starting to like the roommate.
She hot?

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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by Herky » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:11 pm

Slim Shady wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:08 pm
Herky wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:07 pm
What color was the shit?
had a greenish hue
Sounds like she's a vegan.

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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by Nobody » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:26 pm

I've never understood some people's fascination with their own waste. We all peek, but to touch it and use it as fingerpaints is a little much.

Does this fall under the category of a shit post?

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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by Mizuno Man » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:41 pm

Slim Shady wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:56 am
There is a dude in the office that I'm not real fond of, he's strange fucker.

Anyway, I hear him telling a another person about his girlfriend and her roommate. Seems girlfriend and roommate aren't getting along well. Over the weekend girlfriend wiped her ass w/ a towel and rubbed it all over roommates sheets.

Is this normal? :thinking:
No...all three of them are fucked in the head.....wait...you are also fucked in the head by the transative property.....it's math.....you can't argue....you're fucked.
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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by Self High-Five » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:41 pm

cmd24 wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:06 pm
Nancy wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:05 pm
Slim Shady wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:56 am
There is a dude in the office that I'm not real fond of, he's strange fucker.

Anyway, I hear him telling a another person about his girlfriend and her roommate. Seems girlfriend and roommate aren't getting along well. Over the weekend girlfriend wiped her ass w/ a towel and rubbed it all over roommates sheets.

Is this normal? :thinking:
She sounds like a real shit stain.
This thread stinks.
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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by salamander » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:03 pm

Slim Shady wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:56 am
There is a dude in the office that I'm not real fond of, he's strange fucker.

Anyway, I hear him telling a another person about his girlfriend and her roommate. Seems girlfriend and roommate aren't getting along well. Over the weekend girlfriend wiped her ass w/ a towel and rubbed it all over roommates sheets.

Is this normal? :thinking:
What a weird story to tell a coworker.
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Re: overheard a coworkers story

Post by beetlebum71 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:59 pm

Slim Shady wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:37 am
a few moths ago his girlfriend was pissed that room mate was drinking all of her booze so she started putting eye drops in it :o
That...is a crime.

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