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Her intro tag is "Looking for my SKOLmate"

Have I finally found her?!? :o

#Hoist

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You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


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Oscar wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 am You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Of course the dumbass packer fan spells it "skoll".

Just a loser, haha haha.
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Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.

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"I am all in for a 4th place finish."
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She is 6"3weigh245 hot dog eating champ from Hudson booster days good luck Oscar
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Phrooster wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:47 am She is 6"3weigh245 hot dog eating champ from Hudson booster days good luck Oscar
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I call 2nd if Sergeant Rubetube passes.
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Oscar wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 am You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hahahaha.

Have fun with the Hudson wiener eater brah!
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weimy froob wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:10 pm
She's got a man homie.
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Oscar wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 am You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:

I get a kick out of Oscar, don't care what anybody says.
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Tony Bongwater wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:24 pm
Phrooster wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:47 am She is 6"3weigh245 hot dog eating champ from Hudson booster days good luck Oscar
😍😍😍😍😍
I call 2nd if Sergeant Rubetube passes.
Why is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing? :o

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
UnFadeable21 wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 5:55 pm Edwards Negatives:

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flexbuffchest wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:08 am
Tony Bongwater wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:24 pm
Phrooster wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:47 am She is 6"3weigh245 hot dog eating champ from Hudson booster days good luck Oscar
😍😍😍😍😍
I call 2nd if Sergeant Rubetube passes.
Why is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing? :o

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
Ya we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?

She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!

I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
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Sergeant Rubetube wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 am
flexbuffchest wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:08 am
Tony Bongwater wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:24 pm

😍😍😍😍😍
I call 2nd if Sergeant Rubetube passes.
Why is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing? :o

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
Ya we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?

She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!

I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
?????

She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?

She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
UnFadeable21 wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2020 5:55 pm Edwards Negatives:

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flexbuffchest wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am
Sergeant Rubetube wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 am
flexbuffchest wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:08 am

Why is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing? :o

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
Ya we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?

She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!

I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
?????

She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?

She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
We can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?
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Sergeant Rubetube wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:44 am
flexbuffchest wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am
Sergeant Rubetube wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 am

Ya we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?

She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!

I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
?????

She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?

She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
We can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?
:love:
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I swiped left on that bitch.
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AaronVikes wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:20 am
Oscar wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 am You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:

I get a kick out of Oscar, don't care what anybody says.
If Oscar entertains you I got this killer rock you can be amused by, $175. It's grey with a little black, I bet you'd stare at it for hours every day.

Is carrot top your all-time favorite comedian? :lol:
Simpson Get Lifted wrote
Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.

Oscar on the Vikes:
"I am all in for a 4th place finish."
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PurpleHaze wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:49 pm
AaronVikes wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:20 am
Oscar wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 am You are not going to believe this!

I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.

#moist


:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:

I get a kick out of Oscar, don't care what anybody says.
If Oscar entertains you I got this killer rock you can be amused by, $175. It's grey with a little black, I bet you'd stare at it for hours every day.

Is carrot top your all-time favorite comedian? :lol:
I can't abandon my current pet rock, but thanks for the offer. Otherwise I would take you up on that.
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AaronVikes wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:08 pm
PurpleHaze wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:49 pm
AaronVikes wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:20 am

:lol:

I get a kick out of Oscar, don't care what anybody says.
If Oscar entertains you I got this killer rock you can be amused by, $175. It's grey with a little black, I bet you'd stare at it for hours every day.

Is carrot top your all-time favorite comedian? :lol:
I can't abandon my current pet rock, but thanks for the offer. Otherwise I would take you up on that.
Haha I don't doubt that. Offer still stands!

Is it carrot top or Pauly shore?
Simpson Get Lifted wrote
Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.

Oscar on the Vikes:
"I am all in for a 4th place finish."
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Never in my life seen a grown ass man more of an attention whore woman than this fucker. Good God, wtf was he like when he was a teenager??? :lol:

P.S. Which number date do you let her know your history of "being in many domestics"? Does she mind getting her ass whupped? :lol:
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take her to Big POO POO Island on your first date.
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We can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?

:shock:
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weimy froob wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:10 pm
Do lip injections hurt like a muhfucker or what? Looks horrible to me.
Like that, y'all, pop some more shit.
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DonaldDouchebag wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:39 pm
weimy froob wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:10 pm
Do lip injections hurt like a muhfucker or what? Looks horrible to me.
Sal is so sexy, Don. Our thread on teh main board PWNS!

I'm currently looking at her twitter. Hopefully she responds. :naners:
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Sergeant Rubetube wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:29 am Her intro tag is "Looking for my SKOLmate"

Have I finally found her?!? :o

#Hoist

#KDC

#SkoldiersMountUp
Good luck Rube Tube! There is SKOL-Mate for every Vikings fan out there! Hopefully, you may have found yours. :thumbsup:
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flexbuffchest wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:52 am
Sergeant Rubetube wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:44 am
flexbuffchest wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am

?????

She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?

She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
We can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?
:love:
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Sergeant Rubetube wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 am
I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
If there's some snoodling in play count me in.
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weimy froob wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:10 pm
Who's the dude?
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