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Dudes... I just met a chick online
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Dudes... I just met a chick online
Her intro tag is "Looking for my SKOLmate"
Have I finally found her?!?
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#SkoldiersMountUp
Have I finally found her?!?
#Hoist
#KDC
#SkoldiersMountUp
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
You are not going to believe this!
I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.
#moist
I just posted this fake account on line about a half hour ago stating I was looking for my SKOLLmate and some idiot just responded.
#moist
1.10.22: Never Forget! Zimmer and Spielman are done destroying the Vikings Organization!
Still can’t start a thread on this forum! Bozo’s hate the truth!
Still can’t start a thread on this forum! Bozo’s hate the truth!
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
Of course the dumbass packer fan spells it "skoll".
Just a loser, haha haha.
Simpson Get Lifted wrote
Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.
Oscar on the Vikes:
"I am all in for a 4th place finish."
Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.
Oscar on the Vikes:
"I am all in for a 4th place finish."
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
She is 6"3weigh245 hot dog eating champ from Hudson booster days good luck Oscar
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
Hahahaha.
Have fun with the Hudson wiener eater brah!
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
She's got a man homie.
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
Why is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing?
It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
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Marc Lore - “I don’t care if that wrinkly old chicken roaster has a few more hairs on his head than I do, a deal is a deal.”
Marc Lore - “I don’t care if that wrinkly old chicken roaster has a few more hairs on his head than I do, a deal is a deal.”
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
Ya we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:08 amWhy is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing?
It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!
I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
?????Sergeant Rubetube wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 amYa we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:08 amWhy is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing?
It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!
I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?
She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
“We will protect the fanbase from Glen Taylor” -Alex Rodriguez.
Marc Lore - “I don’t care if that wrinkly old chicken roaster has a few more hairs on his head than I do, a deal is a deal.”
Marc Lore - “I don’t care if that wrinkly old chicken roaster has a few more hairs on his head than I do, a deal is a deal.”
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
We can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am?????Sergeant Rubetube wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 amYa we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:08 am
Why is it contingent on Sergeant Rubetube passing?
It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, bro.
She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!
I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?
She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
“We are nonviolent with people who are nonviolent with us.”
— Malcolm X
The Puppet Master
— Malcolm X
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
Sergeant Rubetube wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:44 amWe can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am?????Sergeant Rubetube wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:24 am
Ya we can tag team her, bros. She likes teh wiener remember?
She's not dateable anyway. She said "I don't know if Cousins is the guy" immediate pass from me but we can use those hot dog filling holes up boy's!
I hope you weiner brushes against mine!
She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?
She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
“We will protect the fanbase from Glen Taylor” -Alex Rodriguez.
Marc Lore - “I don’t care if that wrinkly old chicken roaster has a few more hairs on his head than I do, a deal is a deal.”
Marc Lore - “I don’t care if that wrinkly old chicken roaster has a few more hairs on his head than I do, a deal is a deal.”
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
I swiped left on that bitch.
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
If Oscar entertains you I got this killer rock you can be amused by, $175. It's grey with a little black, I bet you'd stare at it for hours every day.AaronVikes wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:20 am
I get a kick out of Oscar, don't care what anybody says.
Is carrot top your all-time favorite comedian?
Simpson Get Lifted wrote
Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.
Oscar on the Vikes:
"I am all in for a 4th place finish."
Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.
Oscar on the Vikes:
"I am all in for a 4th place finish."
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
I can't abandon my current pet rock, but thanks for the offer. Otherwise I would take you up on that.PurpleHaze wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:49 pmIf Oscar entertains you I got this killer rock you can be amused by, $175. It's grey with a little black, I bet you'd stare at it for hours every day.AaronVikes wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:20 am
I get a kick out of Oscar, don't care what anybody says.
Is carrot top your all-time favorite comedian?
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
Haha I don't doubt that. Offer still stands!AaronVikes wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:08 pmI can't abandon my current pet rock, but thanks for the offer. Otherwise I would take you up on that.PurpleHaze wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:49 pmIf Oscar entertains you I got this killer rock you can be amused by, $175. It's grey with a little black, I bet you'd stare at it for hours every day.AaronVikes wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:20 am
I get a kick out of Oscar, don't care what anybody says.
Is carrot top your all-time favorite comedian?
Is it carrot top or Pauly shore?
Simpson Get Lifted wrote
Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.
Oscar on the Vikes:
"I am all in for a 4th place finish."
Should have been WAY more booing from the home crowd imo. You have to drown out the cheers from Oscar.
Oscar on the Vikes:
"I am all in for a 4th place finish."
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
Never in my life seen a grown ass man more of an attention whore woman than this fucker. Good God, wtf was he like when he was a teenager???
P.S. Which number date do you let her know your history of "being in many domestics"? Does she mind getting her ass whupped?
P.S. Which number date do you let her know your history of "being in many domestics"? Does she mind getting her ass whupped?
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
take her to Big POO POO Island on your first date.
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
We can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
Do lip injections hurt like a muhfucker or what? Looks horrible to me.
Like that, y'all, pop some more shit.
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
Sal is so sexy, Don. Our thread on teh main board PWNS!DonaldDouchebag wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:39 pmDo lip injections hurt like a muhfucker or what? Looks horrible to me.
I'm currently looking at her twitter. Hopefully she responds.
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
Haley looks like a Train.
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Good luck Rube Tube! There is SKOL-Mate for every Vikings fan out there! Hopefully, you may have found yours.Sergeant Rubetube wrote: ↑Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:29 am Her intro tag is "Looking for my SKOLmate"
Have I finally found her?!?
#Hoist
#KDC
#SkoldiersMountUp
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
No crossing swordsflexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:52 amSergeant Rubetube wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:44 amWe can just pretend we are there for her and still rub wiener though, right?flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am
?????
She doesn't like a guy that can get a cool guaranteed $84 million dollar contract?
She's a hard pass for me now. Sorry Sergeant Rubetube.
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If there's some snoodling in play count me in.
It's been 32 years since one of MN's four major sports teams has been to the Championship/Superbowl.
Every single year is failure until we win one. 4 teams, 32 years. That's roughly 128 consecutive failed seasons.
Every single year is failure until we win one. 4 teams, 32 years. That's roughly 128 consecutive failed seasons.
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Re: Dudes... I just met a chick online
Who's the dude?
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
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