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Benzisms
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Gustavo Ayon back in 2013.
And I agree with Benz. He was one effective Mexican!
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Haha you know it’s coming!Corre Ricky Corre wrote: ↑Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:09 pm Can't wait for him to yell "and a 3 from the HOMIE!"
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Dave Benz still can't hold Hanneman's jock.
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He said it!Jgrimmz wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:10 pmHaha you know it’s coming!Corre Ricky Corre wrote: ↑Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:09 pm Can't wait for him to yell "and a 3 from the HOMIE!"
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Jim Pete just referenced game blouses. My life is complete
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Someone on the Blazers scored a basket..."and he just set a new career high with that shot of 4 points"
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"A KATastrophic result for the Grizzlies."
He had to have been sitting on that one for awhile. well played.
He had to have been sitting on that one for awhile. well played.
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just about 10 minutes after screaming about Grizzlies needing to foul (score was tied)bubu dubu. wrote: ↑Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:43 pm "A KATastrophic result for the Grizzlies."
He had to have been sitting on that one for awhile. well played.
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lol. I missed that one.boxter432 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:50 pmjust about 10 minutes after screaming about Grizzlies needing to foul (score was tied)bubu dubu. wrote: ↑Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:43 pm "A KATastrophic result for the Grizzlies."
He had to have been sitting on that one for awhile. well played.
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And both those were well after he mispronounced Vadnais Heights as Vadiness Heightsboxter432 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:50 pmjust about 10 minutes after screaming about Grizzlies needing to foul (score was tied)bubu dubu. wrote: ↑Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:43 pm "A KATastrophic result for the Grizzlies."
He had to have been sitting on that one for awhile. well played.
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How long before one of his patented phrases "get that shot out of here!" ends up slipping out as something else? Every time he says, I feel like its about to happen, but he has surprised me thus far.
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You just know he's doing that on purpose. He'll slip.bubu dubu. wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:14 pm How long before one of his patented phrases "get that shot out of here!" ends up slipping out as something else? Every time he says, I feel like its about to happen, but he has surprised me thus far.
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Finally got around to watching the Heat game (game #3 of the season) and Benz noted that Wig had just had a season high in points.
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That was at least a top 3 game for Wiggins at that point in the season. Show some respect.
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Lol
Best Wolves related thing all year.
Twolves basketball and Dave Benz go together like bread and butter.
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That was the funniest commentary ever. He literally did not know what sharts are.... He asked his followers to tweet him info on sharts ...…..Pete said he just opened the floodgates and probably didnt' want to know the response...…..wish i could have heard on air conversation next time out when he read and saw his tweets.....they didn't discuss again on air i believe.....
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but props to the twitter poster who said Timberwolves shot chart resembles this......
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Benz needs to watch Along Came Polly.
The great Philip Seymour Hoffman taught me what a shart was. I feel like he should teach everybody.
That would be sweet if Benz actually said get that shit out of here but they slipped in the old slide whistle sound effect in place of the vulgarity. I am a sucker for the slide whistle. That's why I enjoy match game so much
The great Philip Seymour Hoffman taught me what a shart was. I feel like he should teach everybody.
That would be sweet if Benz actually said get that shit out of here but they slipped in the old slide whistle sound effect in place of the vulgarity. I am a sucker for the slide whistle. That's why I enjoy match game so much
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I lol'd when Benz was saying that shit. Hilarious.
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"The Wolves tried to play defense, and got burned"
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Anyone who watched the game tonight happen to hear if "its preseason for everyone"?
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About a minute to go, Wolves by 6. Utah in the bonus. Benz wondering if the Wolves should foul to get Towns in the game.
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Yeah that was quite the head scratcher.bubu dubu. wrote: ↑Sat Dec 26, 2020 10:30 pm About a minute to go, Wolves by 6. Utah in the bonus. Benz wondering if the Wolves should foul to get Towns in the game.
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Benz in Marv Albert territory tonight.
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"Rubio flirting with a triple double!"
Rubio has 7 points, 6 assists, and 6 rebounds with 4:30 left in the fourth.
Rubio has 7 points, 6 assists, and 6 rebounds with 4:30 left in the fourth.
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Couple from the last few games...
Wolves vs Grizz a few nights ago. Grizz up by 1 with 2.5 seconds left. Grizz going to the line. Benz questions if you intentionally miss a FT to only go up 2, and force the Wolves to have to rebound, rather than making it impossible for the Wolves to win in regulation by going up 3.
Tonight, says that there were games when Wiggins was in a Wolves jersey where him and Pete would go away from the game thinking he was a top 5 player in the league....Pete's response to that was "really?"
Wolves vs Grizz a few nights ago. Grizz up by 1 with 2.5 seconds left. Grizz going to the line. Benz questions if you intentionally miss a FT to only go up 2, and force the Wolves to have to rebound, rather than making it impossible for the Wolves to win in regulation by going up 3.
Tonight, says that there were games when Wiggins was in a Wolves jersey where him and Pete would go away from the game thinking he was a top 5 player in the league....Pete's response to that was "really?"
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Don't forget he called Ant Andrew Wigginsbubu dubu. wrote: ↑Wed Nov 10, 2021 10:13 pm Couple from the last few games...
Wolves vs Grizz a few nights ago. Grizz up by 1 with 2.5 seconds left. Grizz going to the line. Benz questions if you intentionally miss a FT to only go up 2, and force the Wolves to have to rebound, rather than making it impossible for the Wolves to win in regulation by going up 3.
Tonight, says that there were games when Wiggins was in a Wolves jersey where him and Pete would go away from the game thinking he was a top 5 player in the league....Pete's response to that was "really?"
Edit: Benz is so bad that I actually enjoy the dynamic between him and Petersen. Petersen gets so dumbfounded by the shit Dave says and his reactions are priceless. I'd be sad if that was taken away. It gives a positive form of entertainment while we all watch the Wolves.
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