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$1.5B? I remember when you could get an NBA franchise for that!
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Middle age is showing his preference for the bottom-heavy.
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apparently Arod jokes are hard to come by these days.
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What are we going to do if they start the NBA season in October and A-Rod doesn't show up?
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According to the StarTribune ARod got into Glen’s wife’s pie...
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Remember when someone stole $500k worth of jewelry from A-Rod?

A-Rod - "hold my beer"
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Just don't bring Jlo!
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Isn't the joke the Wolves themselves?
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witljon wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:52 pm According to the StarTribune ARod got into Glen’s wife’s pie...
It was the first time A-Rod put something with all natural ingredients into his system.
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“A-Rod buys the Minnesota Lynx for $1.5B, Taylor throws in Wolves for free.”
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Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
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“When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.”

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Glen thought he was trading the team for J-Lo. Turns out J-LO just likes to go through the motions and Glen won't get wife #4 or 5, meanwhile, the T-wolves will continue to be let down when it counts via the steroid route. Nothing changes.
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