How long before NBA Playoffs Shutdown?

UnFadeable21 · Post by **UnFadeable21** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 8:54 pm

Bruno Caboclo, Houston Rockets forward, is the first player to break the NBA’s bubble rules. He has been ordered to quarantine for 8 days before he can return to the NBA bubble.

Sources say the NBA office is very upset and afraid more players will not listen to the rules jeopardizing the NBA playoffs.

A second NBA player has broken the NBA campus rules of leaving the quarantine bubble in Disney World - Kings C Richard Holmes.

NBA announces there will be a financial penalty if a player breaks quarantine once the seeding games start on July 30. Each game missed will fined 1% of their NBA Salary.

Two NBA players have tested positive out of the 322 tested inside the NBA campus bubble.

YBBR · Post by **YBBR** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:13 pm

I'm not sure they even get to the playoffs at this point and where they are located.

Sid Hartman · Post by **Sid Hartman** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:38 pm

Woman are already posting on Twitter players have incited them into the bubble to get a little side action...they don’t make it to opening night...if the season finishes NBA Security better be League MVP

LordNu · Post by **LordNu** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:57 pm

Sid Hartman wrote: ↑Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:38 pm Woman are already posting on Twitter players have incited them into the bubble to get a little side action...they don’t make it to opening night...if the season finishes NBA Security better be League MVP

UnFadeable21 · Post by **UnFadeable21** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:01 pm

Sid Hartman wrote: ↑Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:38 pm Woman are already posting on Twitter players have incited them into the bubble to get a little side action...they don’t make it to opening night...if the season finishes NBA Security better be League MVP

Lol

SHAFA · Post by **SHAFA** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:38 pm

This whole thing is such a shitshow. Just be done with it.

RubeTube · Post by **RubeTube** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 2:22 pm

Russell Westbrook has the vid now.

somuchyummy · Post by **somuchyummy** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:12 pm

Abe Froman wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 2:34 pm
UnFadeable21 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 13, 2020 8:54 pm Bruno Caboclo, Houston Rockets forward, is the first player to break the NBA’s bubble rules. He has been ordered to quarantine for 8 days before he can return to the NBA bubble.

Sources say the NBA office is very upset and afraid more players will not listen to the rules jeopardizing the NBA playoffs.

A second NBA player has broken the NBA campus rules of leaving the quarantine bubble in Disney World - Kings C Richard Holmes.

NBA announces there will be a financial penalty if a player breaks quarantine once the seeding games start on July 30. Each game missed will fined 1% of their NBA Salary.

Two NBA players have tested positive out of the 322 tested inside the NBA campus bubble.
Bruno Caboclo is damn lucky he still doesn't play for the Raptors. $750,000 penalty for fucking up like that because Canadians need and exemption to cross the border so it's breaking a federal order.

what? did he need a bag of lime chili doritos? hell of an expensive bag.

Oriole81 · Post by **Oriole81** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:18 pm

Sid Hartman wrote: ↑Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:38 pm Woman are already posting on Twitter players have incited them into the bubble to get a little side action...they don’t make it to opening night...if the season finishes NBA Security better be League MVP

why don't they just retain a harem of women that they know are clean, and then just have them be the official bubble girls?
the guys would check them out, use them and then the girl can go on to the next guy.

if everyone within the bubble is clean and plays by the rules, then this should solve the problem of trying to sneak side pieces in.

somuchyummy · Post by **somuchyummy** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 4:26 pm

don't these players know how important it is to retain their precious bodily fluids?!?!?

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UnFadeable21 · Post by **UnFadeable21** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 10:06 pm

Michael Beasley is the 3rd player to test positive and has now left the bubble.

RubeTube · Post by **RubeTube** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 10:09 pm

UnFadeable21 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 10:06 pm Michael Beasley is the 3rd player to test positive and has now left the bubble.

They should never have asked this dumb ass to come back.

somuchyummy · Post by **somuchyummy** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 10:53 pm

brooklyn must be the epicenter.

RubeTube · Post by **RubeTube** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:58 am

Oriole81 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:18 pm
Sid Hartman wrote: ↑Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:38 pm Woman are already posting on Twitter players have incited them into the bubble to get a little side action...they don’t make it to opening night...if the season finishes NBA Security better be League MVP
why don't they just retain a harem of women that they know are clean, and then just have them be the official bubble girls?
the guys would check them out, use them and then the girl can go on to the next guy.

if everyone within the bubble is clean and plays by the rules, then this should solve the problem of trying to sneak side pieces in.

I'm guessing King James gets first entering?

Oriole81 · Post by **Oriole81** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 8:50 am

Sergeant Rubetube wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:58 am
Oriole81 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:18 pm
Sid Hartman wrote: ↑Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:38 pm Woman are already posting on Twitter players have incited them into the bubble to get a little side action...they don’t make it to opening night...if the season finishes NBA Security better be League MVP
why don't they just retain a harem of women that they know are clean, and then just have them be the official bubble girls?
the guys would check them out, use them and then the girl can go on to the next guy.

if everyone within the bubble is clean and plays by the rules, then this should solve the problem of trying to sneak side pieces in.
I'm guessing King James gets first entering?

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Seenin · Post by **Seenin** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:14 pm

Oriole81 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:18 pm
Sid Hartman wrote: ↑Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:38 pm Woman are already posting on Twitter players have incited them into the bubble to get a little side action...they don’t make it to opening night...if the season finishes NBA Security better be League MVP
why don't they just retain a harem of women that they know are clean, and then just have them be the official bubble girls?
the guys would check them out, use them and then the girl can go on to the next guy.

if everyone within the bubble is clean and plays by the rules, then this should solve the problem of trying to sneak side pieces in.

The Womens Rights movement is gonna love this idea!

Oriole81 · Post by **Oriole81** » Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:02 am

Seenin wrote: ↑Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:14 pm
Oriole81 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:18 pm
Sid Hartman wrote: ↑Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:38 pm Woman are already posting on Twitter players have incited them into the bubble to get a little side action...they don’t make it to opening night...if the season finishes NBA Security better be League MVP
why don't they just retain a harem of women that they know are clean, and then just have them be the official bubble girls?
the guys would check them out, use them and then the girl can go on to the next guy.

if everyone within the bubble is clean and plays by the rules, then this should solve the problem of trying to sneak side pieces in.
The Womens Rights movement is gonna love this idea!

they're not a consumer of basketball, so f*ck 'em.

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