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Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?

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I will pull my pants down, light my ass hairs on fire, and run down the street.
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I will watch the Warriors/Blazers game.
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j2j wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 1:54 pm I will watch the Warriors/Blazers game.
With your ass hair on fire?
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Philo Beddoe wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 1:56 pm
j2j wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 1:54 pm I will watch the Warriors/Blazers game.
With your ass hair on fire?
Likely not, depending on what I have for supper.
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I won't believe it. But will hope they exercise the option of trading down one slot to pick Ja Rule and hopefully get a future first rounder(s).
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Decker23 wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:23 pm I won't believe it. But will hope they exercise the option of trading down one slot to pick Ja Rule and hopefully get a future first rounder(s).
Trade down one for a future first and Wiggins contract? :thinking:
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Sergeant Rubetube wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:24 pm
Decker23 wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:23 pm I won't believe it. But will hope they exercise the option of trading down one slot to pick Ja Rule and hopefully get a future first rounder(s).
Trade down one for a future first and Wiggins contract? :thinking:
If they really want Zion... That would be an incredible deal for us.
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The Wolves have never once moved up in the lottery from where they finished the season. What makes anyone think our luck will change?





























Actually, I think tonight's the night. :drinky:
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kilkenny wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:30 pm The Wolves have never once moved up in the lottery from where they finished the season. What makes anyone think our luck will change?





























Actually, I think tonight's the night. :drinky:
Because we have been in the lottery almost the whole existence of this franchise. It has to happen sooner or later, right?

Also, I said it before... There is a Jewish (Silver) Latino (Rosas) connection.

Look for the Latino to be "Put over" tonight.

Wolves are picking at #4.

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Just pop into the top 2, please?

Likely scenario, someone else (Lakers) get lucky and the Wolves move down a slot.
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jffl_commish wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:36 pm Just pop into the top 2, please?

Likely scenario, someone else (Lakers) get lucky and the Wolves move down a slot.
Likely scenario (69%) we stay at 10.

EDIT: Ok, I just did the simulator on tankathon.com 5 times in a row... the Wolves moved down to 11 three times :oops: :roll:
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I'm not looking at the actual odds, I'm looking at the likelihood the NBA rigs it, again.
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jffl_commish wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:41 pm I'm not looking at the actual odds, I'm looking at the likelihood the NBA rigs it, again.
They have no reason to rig it. Such a tired story.
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Zion + LeBron in LA. That's plenty of reason.
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Decker23 wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:43 pm
jffl_commish wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:41 pm I'm not looking at the actual odds, I'm looking at the likelihood the NBA rigs it, again.
They have no reason to rig it. Such a tired story.
They might want Zion in a certain city.

Atlanta?
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jffl_commish wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:45 pm Zion + LeBron in LA. That's plenty of reason.
Geesh that would be sexy. Instantly the team I would want to watch.
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Kiss my hubby.
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Crack a beer
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Post something that indicates my excitement.


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Catalyst wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:56 pm Kiss my hubby.
Was hoping you were single. :thumbsdown:
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Meth, crack, acid, PCP, whatever I can find immediately.
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I'll crack a beer for just staying at 10!

If we win, I'll crack a bottle!!!
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One time!
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Go to the toilet a cry tears of joy.
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If we get the #1 pick, I'll probably come to this site for a bit and then watch some basketball and then go to bed.
While sleeping, I would have some sweet dreams about our favorite basketball team.... :zzz:
Who are we kidding, we aint getting the #1 pick.
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Sergeant Rubetube wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 6:04 pm
Catalyst wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:56 pm Kiss my hubby.
Was hoping you were single. :thumbsdown:
Not for 40 years, dude.
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Catalyst wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 8:42 pm
Sergeant Rubetube wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 6:04 pm
Catalyst wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 5:56 pm Kiss my hubby.
Was hoping you were single. :thumbsdown:
Not for 40 years, dude.
Congrats! :thumbsup:
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