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Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
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Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
I will pull my pants down, light my ass hairs on fire, and run down the street.
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
I will watch the Warriors/Blazers game.
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
With your ass hair on fire?
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Likely not, depending on what I have for supper.
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- Decker23
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
I won't believe it. But will hope they exercise the option of trading down one slot to pick Ja Rule and hopefully get a future first rounder(s).
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Trade down one for a future first and Wiggins contract?
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- Decker23
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
If they really want Zion... That would be an incredible deal for us.Sergeant Rubetube wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 5:24 pmTrade down one for a future first and Wiggins contract?
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- kilkenny
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
The Wolves have never once moved up in the lottery from where they finished the season. What makes anyone think our luck will change?
Actually, I think tonight's the night.
Actually, I think tonight's the night.
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Because we have been in the lottery almost the whole existence of this franchise. It has to happen sooner or later, right?
Also, I said it before... There is a Jewish (Silver) Latino (Rosas) connection.
Look for the Latino to be "Put over" tonight.
Wolves are picking at #4.
BOOK IT!
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- jffl_commish
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Just pop into the top 2, please?
Likely scenario, someone else (Lakers) get lucky and the Wolves move down a slot.
Likely scenario, someone else (Lakers) get lucky and the Wolves move down a slot.
Let's get Tropical
- Decker23
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Likely scenario (69%) we stay at 10.jffl_commish wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 5:36 pm Just pop into the top 2, please?
Likely scenario, someone else (Lakers) get lucky and the Wolves move down a slot.
EDIT: Ok, I just did the simulator on tankathon.com 5 times in a row... the Wolves moved down to 11 three times
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- jffl_commish
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
I'm not looking at the actual odds, I'm looking at the likelihood the NBA rigs it, again.
Let's get Tropical
- Decker23
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
They have no reason to rig it. Such a tired story.jffl_commish wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 5:41 pm I'm not looking at the actual odds, I'm looking at the likelihood the NBA rigs it, again.
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Zion + LeBron in LA. That's plenty of reason.
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
They might want Zion in a certain city.Decker23 wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 5:43 pmThey have no reason to rig it. Such a tired story.jffl_commish wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 5:41 pm I'm not looking at the actual odds, I'm looking at the likelihood the NBA rigs it, again.
Atlanta?
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Geesh that would be sexy. Instantly the team I would want to watch.
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- Catalyst
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Crack a beer
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Post something that indicates my excitement.
Probably whilst pooping.
Probably whilst pooping.
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
“We are nonviolent with people who are nonviolent with us.”
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Meth, crack, acid, PCP, whatever I can find immediately.
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Shove a pencil in my pee hole.
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
I'll crack a beer for just staying at 10!
If we win, I'll crack a bottle!!!
If we win, I'll crack a bottle!!!
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- flexbuffchest
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
I'll start using a squatty potty.
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- LordNu
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Go to the toilet a cry tears of joy.
- witljon
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
If we get the #1 pick, I'll probably come to this site for a bit and then watch some basketball and then go to bed.
While sleeping, I would have some sweet dreams about our favorite basketball team....
Who are we kidding, we aint getting the #1 pick.
While sleeping, I would have some sweet dreams about our favorite basketball team....
Who are we kidding, we aint getting the #1 pick.
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Not for 40 years, dude.
My heart is family.
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Re: Go on record, what will you do if Wolves get #1?
Congrats!
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