The NBA Lottery is right around the corner!

[YBBR]

Well start bargaining and making your sacrifices to the basketball gods now, because it's only 4 days til ping pong time!

Maybe we can move up for the first time? Nah!!

[YBBR]

Can't wait to see Mark Tatum's sexy ass on that podium. Hell yeah!

[KevinBaconIsNotMyHero]

Imagine the pandemonium on WC if we lucked out and got #1. We might actually all rejoice together and get along for a few hours.

[witljon]

Maybe we should use a rube here to represent us like Cleveland did to win the lottery?

Now, who here is most like that Cleveland kid?

[ChrisPaulGeorgeHill]

Have a feeling we drop a spot.

[beetlebum71]

Maybe we should use a rube here to represent us like Cleveland did to win the lottery?

Now, who here is most like that Cleveland kid?

Dougy Bubbles

[j2j]

Maybe we should use a rube here to represent us like Cleveland did to win the lottery?

Now, who here is most like that Cleveland kid?

That kid was the owner's son. Taylor's kids are in their 70s.

[Thrillkill]

Maybe we should use a rube here to represent us like Cleveland did to win the lottery?

Now, who here is most like that Cleveland kid?

That kid was the owner's son. Taylor's kids are in their 70s.

[somuchyummy]

Maybe we should use a rube here to represent us like Cleveland did to win the lottery?

Now, who here is most like that Cleveland kid?

Dougy Bubbles

i refuse to endorse this suggestion. if we got the first, dougy would undoubtedly whack off and then take a large dump on live TV. it couldn't be helped - scatalogy is his bread and butter. but the nba would penalize us for the outburst and redo the ping pong drop. we'd go from #1 to #11. then, on draft night, we'd wind up with bol bol instead - who would break both kneecaps tripping on the stairs on the way to the podium.

[beetlebum71]

Maybe we should use a rube here to represent us like Cleveland did to win the lottery?

Now, who here is most like that Cleveland kid?

Dougy Bubbles

i refuse to endorse this suggestion. if we got the first, dougy would undoubtedly whack off and then take a large dump on live TV. it couldn't be helped - scatalogy is his bread and butter. but the nba would penalize us for the outburst and redo the ping pong drop. we'd go from #1 to #11. then, on draft night, we'd wind up with bol bol instead - who would break both kneecaps tripping on the stairs on the way to the podium.

Dont worry. I'd draw up an indemnification agreement that would prohibit the NBA from punishing the Wolves for Bubbles behavior. Full immunity for his inevitable poop play.

[The Replacements]

The Knicks will win the lottery. The Wolves will pick 11th. Book it now!!!

[jffl_commish]

Lakers get the #1 pick, Wolves fall a slot. Sounds about right.

[somuchyummy]

Dougy Bubbles

i refuse to endorse this suggestion. if we got the first, dougy would undoubtedly whack off and then take a large dump on live TV. it couldn't be helped - scatalogy is his bread and butter. but the nba would penalize us for the outburst and redo the ping pong drop. we'd go from #1 to #11. then, on draft night, we'd wind up with bol bol instead - who would break both kneecaps tripping on the stairs on the way to the podium.

Dont worry. I'd draw up an indemnification agreement that would prohibit the NBA from punishing the Wolves for Bubbles behavior. Full immunity for his inevitable poop play.

well get on it. lottery's in two days. take NO chances.

[weimy froob]

Well start bargaining and making your sacrifices to the basketball gods now.

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[YBBR]

Beef saw a wolf.

[witljon]

The Knicks will win the lottery. The Wolves will pick 11th. Book it now!!!

I was kinda hoping the Wolves would win the lottery.

[The Replacements]

The Knicks will win the lottery. The Wolves will pick 11th. Book it now!!!

I was kinda hoping the Wolves would win the lottery.

Would the NBA let the Wolves have Zion? Absolutely not.

[Thrillkill]

The Knicks will win the lottery. The Wolves will pick 11th. Book it now!!!

I was kinda hoping the Wolves would win the lottery.

Would the NBA let the Wolves have Zion? Absolutely not.

Are you kidding? The NBA wouldn't want constant national TV games of Towns and Zion beasting? Why? Because of the zero money they get from NY's cable TV contract? Here's something I can't believe you don't know. The NBA has nothing to do with teams anymore as to money. It's about stars.

[The Replacements]

I was kinda hoping the Wolves would win the lottery.

Would the NBA let the Wolves have Zion? Absolutely not.

Are you kidding? The NBA wouldn't want constant national TV games of Towns and Zion beasting? Why? Because of the zero money they get from NY's cable TV contract? Here's something I can't believe you don't know. The NBA has nothing to do with teams anymore as to money. It's about stars.

Zion in NY or Chicago would be huge globally. Zion in Minnesota would be a nice local story.

[Moses Scurry]

Would the NBA let the Wolves have Zion? Absolutely not.

Are you kidding? The NBA wouldn't want constant national TV games of Towns and Zion beasting? Why? Because of the zero money they get from NY's cable TV contract? Here's something I can't believe you don't know. The NBA has nothing to do with teams anymore as to money. It's about stars.

Zion in NY or Chicago would be huge globally. Zion in Minnesota would be a nice local story.

Houston back in the McGrady days was not a global phenomenon, they got Yao, then all of a sudden the whole Houston squad was making all star games. I don't think it matters anymore unless you consider the fattest city in America to be some international hub of sophistication.

[KevinBaconIsNotMyHero]

Are some of you still under the impression the lottery is rigged even though there’s ample evidence that’s it preposterous? It’s like the dumbest conspiracy theory is professional sports.

[The Replacements]

Are you kidding? The NBA wouldn't want constant national TV games of Towns and Zion beasting? Why? Because of the zero money they get from NY's cable TV contract? Here's something I can't believe you don't know. The NBA has nothing to do with teams anymore as to money. It's about stars.

Zion in NY or Chicago would be huge globally. Zion in Minnesota would be a nice local story.

Houston back in the McGrady days was not a global phenomenon, they got Yao, then all of a sudden the whole Houston squad was making all star games. I don't think it matters anymore unless you consider the fattest city in America to be some international hub of sophistication.

Did the NBA realize the impact Yao was going to have at the time? I believe it was a surprise.

[The Replacements]

Are some of you still under the impression the lottery is rigged even though there’s ample evidence that’s it preposterous? It’s like the dumbest conspiracy theory is professional sports.

A multi-billion dollar industry rigging procedures to make more money? That's preposterous!!!

[KevinBaconIsNotMyHero]

Are some of you still under the impression the lottery is rigged even though there’s ample evidence that’s it preposterous? It’s like the dumbest conspiracy theory is professional sports.

A multi-billion dollar industry rigging procedures to make more money? That's preposterous!!!

Wow.

[T_J]

Are some of you still under the impression the lottery is rigged even though there’s ample evidence that’s it preposterous? It’s like the dumbest conspiracy theory is professional sports.

A multi-billion dollar industry rigging procedures to make more money? That's preposterous!!!

Wow.

I like to think the frozen envelope year was a real rigging. But now it seems like it'd be impossible to do.

[RubeTube]

Don't worry... The Wolves are getting the #4 pick.

Silver (Jewish) wants to get Rosas (Latino) over.

This is Silver saying "Make your signature pick"

BOOK IT!

[KevinBaconIsNotMyHero]

Don't worry... The Wolves are getting the #4 pick.

Silver (Jewish) wants to get Rosas (Latino) over.

This is Silver saying "Make your signature pick"

BOOK IT!

Is this a real thought or joking? We just describe NBA folks by ethnic origin now?

[witljon]

The Knicks will win the lottery. The Wolves will pick 11th. Book it now!!!

I was kinda hoping the Wolves would win the lottery.

Would the NBA let the Wolves have Zion? Absolutely not.

Well, if we could at least get into the top 4 it would create a huge buzz in Wolves land.

[The Replacements]

I was kinda hoping the Wolves would win the lottery.

Would the NBA let the Wolves have Zion? Absolutely not.

Well, if we could at least get into the top 4 it would create a huge buzz in Wolves land.

In a 2 player draft. That's very TWolves like.

[witljon]

Would the NBA let the Wolves have Zion? Absolutely not.

Well, if we could at least get into the top 4 it would create a huge buzz in Wolves land.

In a 2 player draft. That's very TWolves like.

The caged lion, Wes Johnson, and OJ Mayo come to mind...