Benzisms

[bubu dubu.]

"and let's go to Andrew Wiggins, standing by with Andrew Wiggins"

that sounds like Quincy.

[Jimi_Thing]

"Is it me or does the frequency of kicked balls seem to be down this year?"

[bubu dubu.]

Jim - "Wolves on a 13-3 run since Tyus and Gorgui entered the game."

Benz - "and a 13-0 run overall!"

can anyone math for me?

[bubu dubu.]

I know its a redundant Benzism, but his obsession with the 2 for 1 is astounding. There could be 25 seconds left on the clock when a team controls an offensive possession, and he will be talking about if they hurry up, they can get a 2 for 1.

Pete should sarcastically ask him to explain what a 2 for 1 is to the audience.

[Dan33185]

I know its a redundant Benzism, but his obsession with the 2 for 1 is astounding. There could be 25 seconds left on the clock when a team controls an offensive possession, and he will be talking about if they hurry up, they can get a 2 for 1.

Pete should sarcastically ask him to explain what a 2 for 1 is to the audience.

My new favorite is when we turn it over with 30 seconds or less to go.."the good news is, the Wolves will get the last shot"...yeah, that's great

[bubu dubu.]

I know its a redundant Benzism, but his obsession with the 2 for 1 is astounding. There could be 25 seconds left on the clock when a team controls an offensive possession, and he will be talking about if they hurry up, they can get a 2 for 1.

Pete should sarcastically ask him to explain what a 2 for 1 is to the audience.

My new favorite is when we turn it over with 30 seconds or less to go.."the good news is, the Wolves will get the last shot"...yeah, that's great

Wiggins turns the ball over, Steph gets a wide open 3 in transition...

"Good news is, the Wolves will get the last shot of the quarter!"

what the hell Dave, there Wolves can't win that exchange in any way...no good news there.

Its terrible.

[bubu dubu.]

"Denver now pulls it within 2 points. The closest the game has been since it was 7 to 11."

what about when it was 0 to 2?

[bubu dubu.]

A couple tonight that you could tell Pete was shaking his head at...

talking about ideas being thrown around for a new playoff format.

Benz - "One idea that is catching steam is having play in games for the 7th and 8th seed." Pete - laughter, and then "catching steam where, in your head?"

the other one, KAT cleanly strips Capella of the ball, but gets called for a foul..."Karl didnt think he fouled him, although it might not be that bad to send him to the line. Better to have him there than throwing dunks down."

you can hear a chuckle from Pete, and then a "aaii.." but then decides hes not going to explain that getting a foul and putting someone on the line is not a good thing when there was clearly no foul.

[bubu dubu.]

On Colin Sexton's age...

"He is 19, and that's an appropriate number for him, because he averaged about 19 points a game for Alabama last year."

[bubu dubu.]

"He can't be out of bounds if he didnt have possession..."

umm, yes he can.

[j2j]

Benz was in mid-preseason form tonight.

[j doggy dogg]

Jim - "Wolves on a 13-3 run since Tyus and Gorgui entered the game."

Benz - "and a 13-0 run overall!"

can anyone math for me?

Tyus and Gorgui enter game.
Opponents score 3 points.
Wolves then score 13 points with Tyus and Gorgui in the game.

Happy to math for you.

[j doggy dogg]

"Denver now pulls it within 2 points. The closest the game has been since it was 7 to 11."

what about when it was 0 to 2?

That was before it was 7 to 11... if math and time haven’t changed since I went to school...

[j doggy dogg]

"He can't be out of bounds if he didnt have possession..."

umm, yes he can.

You got one right!!!

[bubu dubu.]

Jim - "Wolves on a 13-3 run since Tyus and Gorgui entered the game."

Benz - "and a 13-0 run overall!"

can anyone math for me?

Tyus and Gorgui enter game.
Opponents score 3 points.
Wolves then score 13 points with Tyus and Gorgui in the game.

Happy to math for you.

That you, David?

Thanks for responding to a year old post.

[bubu dubu.]

"Denver now pulls it within 2 points. The closest the game has been since it was 7 to 11."

what about when it was 0 to 2?

That was before it was 7 to 11... if math and time haven’t changed since I went to school...

wut?

[Beef Supreme]

Obi-won Okogie?

[Pacman]

That's gotta be in his top 5

[Beef Supreme]

That's gotta be in his top 5

I cringed when I first heard it, but I kind of love it already.

[j2j]

That's gotta be in his top 5

I cringed when I first heard it, but I kind of love it already.

It was suggested a couple nights ago over Twitter to Jim Pete. Pete loved it and brought it to the broadcast, with Benz stealing it.

[Beef Supreme]

Benz making a big deal about towns picking up his 4th foul with under 3:00 left in the game.

[Dan33185]

Benz making a big deal about towns picking up his 4th foul with under 3:00 left in the game.

It's a game that could have gone to overtime, it would be huge at that point.

[memyworld]

He's not backing down on Twitter:

[j2j]

He's not backing down on Twitter:

I dont want to live in the country that forces one to listen to Dave Benz.

[irishman89]

This thread seriously makes me laugh until I cry, whew. Benzisms get me every time.

[Corre Ricky Corre]

Can't wait for him to yell "and a 3 from the HOMIE!"

[memyworld]

Can't wait for him to yell "and a 3 from the HOMIE!"

I'm expecting something cheesier like Super Dario.

[t_wrex]

My all-time favorite is "and that's now 7 rebounds for the Mexican!"

Lololololol

[j2j]

Gorgui makes two shots, "A fury from Gorgui Dieng here!"

[T_J]

Gorgui makes two shots, "A fury from Gorgui Dieng here!"

I'm always a fan of his constant mentioning of the lead.

"And the wolves have cut the lead to 3! It 7-4 ________!"