GTA5

[mankatobjr]

I don't play video games.. but I bought my 9 year old GTA5 because he wanted it.. good or bad? Is he too young for it?He's not hooked up to play online really and a little violence and swearing can't hurt. Anyone have kids that play it?

[mankatobjr]

How do you feel about animated boobies, shooting people in the face, sodomy humor, and littering? Cause that's the first half hour.

Littering? god dam it. I don;t think he'd understand sodomy... and boobies.. well he's 9. got to learn sometime.. but littering. I didn't want him to see that.

[mankatobjr]

How do you feel about animated boobies, shooting people in the face, sodomy humor, and littering? Cause that's the first half hour.

Littering? god dam it. I don;t think he'd understand sodomy... and boobies.. well he's 9. got to learn sometime.. but littering. I didn't want him to see that.

I don't think there's actually littering in the game.

thank god

[mankatobjr]

Oh, and I'd recommend you have a gentleman's agreement with him that his mother is to never ever, under no circumstances, find out he owns the game or what it's all about.

he told her the next day... after I told him not too.. I already got yelled at and played dumb.

[Cobey]

Tell the kid that if he goes to the titty bar, to make goddamn sure that his mom isn't even in the same zip code

[mankatobjr]

Tell the kid that if he goes to the titty bar, to make goddamn sure that his mom isn't even in the same zip code

She doesn't live with me.. so she will be in same zip code but across town atleast

[Cobey]

Tell the kid that if he goes to the titty bar, to make goddamn sure that his mom isn't even in the same zip code

She doesn't live with me.. so she will be in same zip code but across town atleast

Regardless. Moms seem to find the worst time to walk in the room for these kinds of things. Whether it be you assassinating an innocent person in cold blood or getting a double lap dance with pretty realistic titties monopolizing the screen, moms seem to find a way to walk in exactly when you don't want them to, regardless of the locale.

[mankatobjr]

Tell the kid that if he goes to the titty bar, to make goddamn sure that his mom isn't even in the same zip code

She doesn't live with me.. so she will be in same zip code but across town atleast

Regardless. Moms seem to find the worst time to walk in the room for these kinds of things. Whether it be you assassinating an innocent person in cold blood or getting a double lap dance with pretty realistic titties monopolizing the screen, moms seem to find a way to walk in exactly when you don't want them to, regardless of the locale.

Well she can't divorce me twice

[jffl_commish]

Just make sure you teach him to rob the hookers after he bangs them. That'll save him a lot of money.

[Vulcan Vidiot]

I don't play video games.. but I bought my 9 year old GTA5 because he wanted it.. good or bad? Is he too young for it?He's not hooked up to play online really and a little violence and swearing can't hurt. Anyone have kids that play it?

First time you meet Trevor he is high on meth fucking a chick from behind. A biker that you played as in the GTA4 DLC is the chicks boyfriend. He freaks out while you talk him down with your pants down. You talk calmly to the biker, walk him outside, and curb stomp him. All with no pants on.

Needless to say, I turn off any GTA game if any youth are around. The language is terrible as well. Trevor also rapes a teddy bear and shits all-over a dude's apartment. ALL OVER.

Great game!

[HeHateMe]

I am planning to buy a ps4 and gta5 will be the first game.

[Decker23]

I am planning to buy a ps4 and gta5 will be the first game.

How do you not have a PS4?

[HeHateMe]

I am planning to buy a ps4 and gta5 will be the first game.

How do you not have a PS4?

I had a 360 for several years.. then I started having kids. Got busy, watched a lot of tv shows now I'm ready to get back to gaming.

[salamander]

I am planning to buy a ps4 and gta5 will be the first game.

GTA5 is a weird game for me. I absolutely loved that game but was also extremely disappointed in it.

[HeHateMe]

I am planning to buy a ps4 and gta5 will be the first game.

GTA5 is a weird game for me. I absolutely loved that game but was also extremely disappointed in it.

Explain.

[salamander]

I am planning to buy a ps4 and gta5 will be the first game.

GTA5 is a weird game for me. I absolutely loved that game but was also extremely disappointed in it.

Explain.

Everything I did (other than the submarine mission) was fun as hell. The controls weren't great but I was fine with that because they weren't terrible like GTA4. I finished the game and was left with a feeling of "That's it?" I almost felt like this was a test game for future GTA games.

I don't give two shits about online so maybe that's why I came away feeling like this game was unfinished.

Maybe a good way of explaining it is by using the Mount Chilliad mystery as an example. The setup was amazing but the climax left me thinking, "that's it"? This game is amazing at setting up a great game but when all is said and done the execution of the game was ho hum.

[LwnmwrMan222]

GTA5 is a weird game for me. I absolutely loved that game but was also extremely disappointed in it.

Explain.

Everything I did (other than the submarine mission) was fun as hell. The controls weren't great but I was fine with that because they weren't terrible like GTA4. I finished the game and was left with a feeling of "That's it?" I almost felt like this was a test game for future GTA games.

I don't give two shits about online so maybe that's why I came away feeling like this game was unfinished.

Maybe a good way of explaining it is by using the Mount Chilliad mystery as an example. The setup was amazing but the climax left me thinking, "that's it"? This game is amazing at setting up a great game but when all is said and done the execution of the game was ho hum.

probably because they focused so much on having such a huge open-world for online play, that they weren't that concerned about missions.

[HeHateMe]

I've enjoyed it so far. Sometimes it's like ok I've done a lot of these same types of missions over the years from playing gta3, gta4, vice city, etc but it's still been fun. Just got the third guy now so three different perspectives, that is new. I enjoyed the mission of stealing the jewels. Also, I've liked the concept of not re-starting a mission at the beginning if you fail during it.

[salamander]

I've enjoyed it so far. Sometimes it's like ok I've done a lot of these same types of missions over the years from playing gta3, gta4, vice city, etc but it's still been fun. Just got the third guy now so three different perspectives, that is new. I enjoyed the mission of stealing the jewels. Also, I've liked the concept of not re-starting a mission at the beginning if you fail during it.

Don't get me wrong it's fun as he'll. Just wanted more.

[Cobey]

What do you feel is missing?

I miss being able to rob gas stations, liquor stores or fast food restaurants like you could in older games. Although I've never been short on cash, guns or ammunition in the game either, so I guess it's unnecessary.

[salamander]

More? I mean they obviously will continue to include more and more in GTA games, it's sort of their thing, but short of real life, I'm not sure how much more you really can expect them to include in these games?

What do you feel is missing?

That's kind of the thing. It's hard for me to put my finger on it. I definitely think they could've added a ton more heists to the game.
Other than that I don't know. Just felt incomplete to me. I don't really know why.

[salamander]

Also, I'd like to see the environments become more destructible. I mean, when you are barreling down a city street going over 100 mph and then you lose control causing your car to fly into a building only to be stopped dead in your tracks by a window? Yeah... probably not realistic.

That would be pretty awesome. I always like destructible environments.

[Mandatory]

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