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***OFFICIAL HOUSTON ROUGHNECKS HEADQUARTERS***

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***OFFICIAL HOUSTON ROUGHNECKS HEADQUARTERS***

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Welcome fellow Roughnecks.

This is a place far to perilous for the fans of the other sorry ass franchises to venture into.

Feel free to boast of our squads exploits and excesses.

Feel even more inclined to laugh and besmirch the other fools wasting their energies with another team.

Take a look at the beer menu. Taps are always on and never empty.
RIDE OR DIE!!!

In P.J. We Trust!

#FORTHEH

Giddy Up!!



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It smells like stale beer in here. Yucky.
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I've seen badminton teams tougher than the Roughnecks. Boo.
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Cute lil Eiffel tower logo guys!
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TrueBlue wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:08 pm Cute lil Eiffel tower logo guys!
The Vipers do know the point of the game is to carry the football over teh goal line, right?
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FUCK YEAH MOTHERBOARDS WE GONNA RUN THIS SHIT.

EAT SHIT AND DIE
“We will protect the fanbase from Glen Taylor” -Alex Rodriguez.

Marc Lore - “I don’t care if that wrinkly old chicken roaster has a few more hairs on his head than I do, a deal is a deal.”
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TrueBlue wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:08 pm Cute lil Eiffel tower logo guys!
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“We will protect the fanbase from Glen Taylor” -Alex Rodriguez.

Marc Lore - “I don’t care if that wrinkly old chicken roaster has a few more hairs on his head than I do, a deal is a deal.”
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Week 2 is upon us. Minor league action today with the big dogs playing tomorrow night.

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You cheating cheaters are gonna get scored on more times than Hawkey's sister!

314 Road Warriors are going down to Houston to wreck the roughnecks.
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flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:54 pm
Sally wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:08 pm Cute lil Eiffel tower logo guys!
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Cute. We’ll see what happens when you play a real team this week! Not just some pansy LA squad
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TrueBlue wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:21 am
flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:54 pm
Sally wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:08 pm Cute lil Eiffel tower logo guys!
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Cute. We’ll see what happens when you play a real team this week! Not just some pansy LA squad
Has your squad studied a map of the playing field and identified where the end zones are yet?
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Making dreams come true everyday.

Can your team say that?

“We will protect the fanbase from Glen Taylor” -Alex Rodriguez.

Marc Lore - “I don’t care if that wrinkly old chicken roaster has a few more hairs on his head than I do, a deal is a deal.”
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flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:45 am Making dreams come true everyday.

Can your team say that?

That’s actually pretty fucking cool.
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flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:45 am Making dreams come true everyday.

Can your team say that?

Your starting quarterback looks like he has shit for mobility and is going to get killed by a real pass rush.
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j2j wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:33 pm
flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:45 am Making dreams come true everyday.

Can your team say that?

Your starting quarterback looks like he has shit for mobility and is going to get killed by a real pass rush.
at least he won't break a leg?
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#BringinHomeTheGroceries

#RIDEORDIE
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Houston OIlers err Roughnecks are my XFL team.
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mlhouse wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:40 pm Houston OIlers err Roughnecks are my XFL team.
:clap: :clap:

Welcome aboard.

Help yourself to a beer and/or wings.

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j2j wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:33 pm
flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:45 am Making dreams come true everyday.

Can your team say that?

Your starting quarterback looks like he has shit for mobility and is going to get killed by a real pass rush.
Our quarterback focuses on doing quarterback things, like passing the ball.
“We will protect the fanbase from Glen Taylor” -Alex Rodriguez.

Marc Lore - “I don’t care if that wrinkly old chicken roaster has a few more hairs on his head than I do, a deal is a deal.”
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flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:05 pm
j2j wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:33 pm
flexbuffchest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:45 am Making dreams come true everyday.

Can your team say that?

Your starting quarterback looks like he has shit for mobility and is going to get killed by a real pass rush.
Our quarterback focuses on doing quarterback things, like passing the ball.
Gonna be tough to do from his back.
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Two and 0 baby!
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Its just busy work today with Trestman's pathetic Tampa squad.

Roughnecks by 10+

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Vipers better get ready for a BLOWOUT

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Houston will be 3-0 if they beat the Vipers today.
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Cam Phillips bringing home the groceries from 84 yards out!

#RIDEORDIE

3pt conversion BOOM!
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Cam Phillips bringing home the groceries from 84 yards out!
You beat me to it Enlitenone ^^^

Houston just scored on an 84 yard pass and run to WR Cam Phillips. They converted on the 3 point conversion also ! Now 9-3.
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PJ with more TD's than every other team.

Name the MVP trophy after him.
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Hummdrum wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:31 pm
Cam Phillips bringing home the groceries from 84 yards out!
You beat me to it Enlitenone ^^^

Houston just scored on an 84 yard pass and run to WR Cam Phillips. They converted on the 3 point conversion also ! Now 9-3.
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Penalty on Vipers defense so they got a second chance on the 3 pt. conversion but unsucessful. Good game.
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PJ Walker >>> Kirk Cousins
June Jones >>> Mike Zimmer
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