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I'm quitting this team.
- DonaldDouchebag
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I'm quitting this team.
I will no longer pretend to like the Lynx. From now on I will derisively pretend to like that soccer team with that stadium they're building in St. Paul. (The one with the loon logo.)
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Like that, y'all, pop some more shit.
- DonaldDouchebag
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- Mandatory
- ***Official MNRC HOF Member***
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
Don't scarf me, bro1
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- DonaldDouchebag
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
Up yours! I'll hang you with my scarf!
There's nothing more dangerous than a man with a scarf!
Like that, y'all, pop some more shit.
- Mandatory
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
Not just the lesbians but all the Chris Hawkeys too!TrueBlue wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:28 pmI can't imagine anything scarier than WNBA fans. Can you imagine all the angry outspoken lesbians??DonaldDouchebag wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:15 pmUp yours! I'll hang you with my scarf!
There's nothing more dangerous than a man with a scarf!
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- Ask Not
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
Lynx have won 4 in a row. They're so much quicker without having to carry Donald Deadweight on their backs. Big things could be coming.
Ketchup can be nuancy
- DonaldDouchebag
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
I've just been notified that there is no board for us Loons soccer megafans.
I'm coming back as a Lynxling.
I'm coming back as a Lynxling.
Like that, y'all, pop some more shit.
- Ask Not
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
Don't look now, but the hottest team in the WNBA (not by looks, sorry), is your Minnesota Lynx. We're comin'. (not that way - again, sorry.)
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Ketchup can be nuancy
- DonaldDouchebag
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
Ride or die, my Lynxly motrherfuckers!
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- Ask Not
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
I'm tired of this bunch or neerdowells.
Stupid bunch of haz beens.
Stupid bunch of haz beens.
Ketchup can be nuancy
- Mandatory
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
Never heard of em..
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- Mandatory
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
They're not even a bunch of has-beens... more like a bunch of never-was!
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- Ask Not
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
Oh no, not that! Thank you for your 64 points, Lynx. Too bad the other teams scored about 200!
Sissies.
Ketchup can be nuancy
- Mandatory
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
I thought you said the poo helped...
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- Ask Not
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
It did.
I keep the bar high for the Lynx ladies. Deep in their hearts (if they have any left), they respect that.
Ketchup can be nuancy
- Mandatory
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
I am a part of all whom I have met. - Alfred the Great
#BaltimoreStrong
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- DonaldDouchebag
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
A little birdie told me they maybe bringing in Poopette Richardson for a workout. Stay tuned, Lynx Nation!
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- Ask Not
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
3 all stars? Are there only 15 players in the league?
Ketchup can be nuancy
- Mandatory
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
Congrates on another Championship, Lynx fans! We really are the best fans in the world!
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- DonaldDouchebag
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
You hitting up the parade on monday? Hope I get a decent spot this year. I hate getting stuck behind the throngs and barely catching a glimpse of my gals.
Like that, y'all, pop some more shit.
- EnLiteEndOne
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
Did you get down early enough for a primo viewpoint?DonaldDouchebag wrote: ↑Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:21 pmYou hitting up the parade on monday? Hope I get a decent spot this year. I hate getting stuck behind the throngs and barely catching a glimpse of my gals.
Lampin'
- DonaldDouchebag
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Re: I'm quitting this team.
I had to leave early after my youngest son was buried beneath the ticker tape. I grabbed the older son and ran.EnLiteEndOne wrote: ↑Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:24 amDid you get down early enough for a primo viewpoint?DonaldDouchebag wrote: ↑Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:21 pmYou hitting up the parade on monday? Hope I get a decent spot this year. I hate getting stuck behind the throngs and barely catching a glimpse of my gals.
It was just too crazy! Lynx Nation 4 Life, though!
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