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I'm quitting this team.

It's about time we had a dedicated forum for the most successful franchise in MN professional sports. Long overdue.
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DonaldDouchebag
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I'm quitting this team.

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I will no longer pretend to like the Lynx. From now on I will derisively pretend to like that soccer team with that stadium they're building in St. Paul. (The one with the loon logo.)
Last edited by DonaldDouchebag on Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Scarves up, bitches!!!!!
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Don't scarf me, bro1
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TrueBlue wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:42 am You're hereby BANNED from Lynx chat!

BANNED!!!
Up yours! I'll hang you with my scarf!

There's nothing more dangerous than a man with a scarf!
Like that, y'all, pop some more shit.
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TrueBlue wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:28 pm
DonaldDouchebag wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:15 pm
Sally wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:42 am You're hereby BANNED from Lynx chat!

BANNED!!!
Up yours! I'll hang you with my scarf!

There's nothing more dangerous than a man with a scarf!
I can't imagine anything scarier than WNBA fans. Can you imagine all the angry outspoken lesbians??
Not just the lesbians but all the Chris Hawkeys too!
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Lynx have won 4 in a row. They're so much quicker without having to carry Donald Deadweight on their backs. Big things could be coming.
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I've just been notified that there is no board for us Loons soccer megafans.

I'm coming back as a Lynxling.
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Don't look now, but the hottest team in the WNBA (not by looks, sorry), is your Minnesota Lynx. We're comin'. (not that way - again, sorry.)
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Ask Not wrote: Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:50 am Don't look now, but the hottest team in the WNBA (not by looks, sorry), is your Minneost Lynx. We're comin'. (not that way - again, sorry.)
Ride or die, my Lynxly motrherfuckers!
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I'm tired of this bunch or neerdowells.
Stupid bunch of haz beens.
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Never heard of em..
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TrueBlue wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:49 am ASS KNOT AND MANDY HAVE LOST THEIR RIGHT TO ROOT FOR THE LYNX!
They're not even a bunch of has-beens... more like a bunch of never-was!
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TrueBlue wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:25 am
Mandatory wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:06 am
Sally wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:49 am ASS KNOT AND MANDY HAVE LOST THEIR RIGHT TO ROOT FOR THE LYNX!
They're not even a bunch of has-beens... more like a bunch of never-was!
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TrueBlue wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:49 am ASS KNOT AND MANDY HAVE LOST THEIR RIGHT TO ROOT FOR THE LYNX!
Oh no, not that! Thank you for your 64 points, Lynx. Too bad the other teams scored about 200!
Sissies.
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Ask Not wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:39 am
Sally wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:49 am ASS KNOT AND MANDY HAVE LOST THEIR RIGHT TO ROOT FOR THE LYNX!
Oh no, not that! Thank you for your 64 points, Lynx. Too bad the other teams scored about 200!
Sissies.
I thought you said the poo helped...
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Mandatory wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:51 am
Nancy wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:39 am
Sally wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:49 am ASS KNOT AND MANDY HAVE LOST THEIR RIGHT TO ROOT FOR THE LYNX!
Oh no, not that! Thank you for your 64 points, Lynx. Too bad the other teams scored about 200!
Sissies.
I thought you said the poo helped...
It did.
I keep the bar high for the Lynx ladies. Deep in their hearts (if they have any left), they respect that.
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Ask Not wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:56 am
Mandatory wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:51 am
Nancy wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:39 am

Oh no, not that! Thank you for your 64 points, Lynx. Too bad the other teams scored about 200!
Sissies.
I thought you said the poo helped...
It did.
I keep the bar high for the Lynx ladies. Deep in their hearts (if they have any left), they respect that.
:lol:
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A little birdie told me they maybe bringing in Poopette Richardson for a workout. Stay tuned, Lynx Nation!
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3 all stars? Are there only 15 players in the league?
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Congrates on another Championship, Lynx fans! We really are the best fans in the world!
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Mandatory wrote: Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:22 pm Congrates on another Championship, Lynx fans! We really are the best fans in the world!
You hitting up the parade on monday? Hope I get a decent spot this year. I hate getting stuck behind the throngs and barely catching a glimpse of my gals.
Like that, y'all, pop some more shit.
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DonaldDouchebag wrote: Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:21 pm
Mandatory wrote: Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:22 pm Congrates on another Championship, Lynx fans! We really are the best fans in the world!
You hitting up the parade on monday? Hope I get a decent spot this year. I hate getting stuck behind the throngs and barely catching a glimpse of my gals.
Did you get down early enough for a primo viewpoint?
Lampin'
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EnLiteEndOne wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:24 am
DonaldDouchebag wrote: Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:21 pm
Mandatory wrote: Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:22 pm Congrates on another Championship, Lynx fans! We really are the best fans in the world!
You hitting up the parade on monday? Hope I get a decent spot this year. I hate getting stuck behind the throngs and barely catching a glimpse of my gals.
Did you get down early enough for a primo viewpoint?
I had to leave early after my youngest son was buried beneath the ticker tape. I grabbed the older son and ran.

It was just too crazy! Lynx Nation 4 Life, though!
Like that, y'all, pop some more shit.
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