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Frank and Amelia

Post by realjazzguy » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:11 am

I noticed the last two nights (I'm recovering from hamstring reattachment surgery and have time on my hands) that Frank and Amelia are color-coordinated; Frank's tie matches the color of Amelia's dress. Is this planned or a cosmic coincidence? tune in tonight to find out, if she's not taking another night off, another night away from Frank and Maxie....

anybody interested in sneaking into CCO and stealing her chair for me? or just the seat part....

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by realjazzguy » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:12 am

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by nigel » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:17 am

brUH they've done this for years

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by nigel » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:18 am

btw Pajamas 28, HarbAugh 24

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by Herky » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:20 am

nigel wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:18 am
btw Pajamas 28, HarbAugh 24
That will be a fun game to watch.

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by Billy Bremner » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:23 am

Armelia's skin tone varies from show to show based on her wine-to-vodka intake ratio for that given night.

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by nigel » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:23 am

Herky wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:20 am
nigel wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:18 am
btw Pajamas 28, HarbAugh 24
That will be a fun game to watch.
yep, and Badgers tonight

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by Hole Nova Level » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am

"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by Herky » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:34 am

nigel wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:23 am
Herky wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:20 am
nigel wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:18 am
btw Pajamas 28, HarbAugh 24
That will be a fun game to watch.
yep, and Badgers tonight
Iowa and Purdue will be interesting considering Purdue's coach is out with COVID. He's a great play caller and his brother is taking over so will interesting to see how that goes. Iowa is starting a new QB and he broke all of Jared Goff's high school records. Has a cannon for an arm and good size. No fans might be to his advantage.

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by RC3 » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:48 am

Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
No shit. :lol:
reddish?

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by Eroder » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:54 am

Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
Yeah, we're gonna need some details on this...
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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by DonaldDouchebag » Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:01 pm

realjazzguy wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:11 am
I noticed the last two nights (I'm recovering from hamstring reattachment surgery and have time on my hands) that Frank and Amelia are color-coordinated; Frank's tie matches the color of Amelia's dress. Is this planned or a cosmic coincidence? tune in tonight to find out, if she's not taking another night off, another night away from Frank and Maxie....

anybody interested in sneaking into CCO and stealing her chair for me? or just the seat part....
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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by Billy Bremner » Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:02 pm

Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
Dude must have some killer moves. Respect.

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by RC3 » Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:04 pm

Billy Bremner wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:02 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
Dude must have some killer moves. Respect.
I'm guessing he was using his stocking donner wrong.
reddish?

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by feekdogg » Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:17 pm

Herky wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:34 am
nigel wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:23 am
Herky wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:20 am


That will be a fun game to watch.
yep, and Badgers tonight
Iowa and Purdue will be interesting considering Purdue's coach is out with COVID. He's a great play caller and his brother is taking over so will interesting to see how that goes. Iowa is starting a new QB and he broke all of Jared Goff's high school records. Has a cannon for an arm and good size. No fans might be to his advantage.
Sounds like Rondale Moore is hurt again. That's too bad. The kid is a playmaker. He's like Tyreke Hill, minus the beating up pregnant ladies.

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by nigel » Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:28 pm

Billy Bremner wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:02 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
Dude must have some killer moves. Respect.
probably slipped trying to put his belt on

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by j2j » Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:05 pm

2, 1
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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by realjazzguy » Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:18 pm

Billy Bremner wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:23 am
Armelia's skin tone varies from show to show based on her wine-to-vodka intake ratio for that given night.
so that explains her haggard look recently. I was blaming trump (sorry Don)

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by realjazzguy » Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:20 pm

Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
you can ride a bike without an attached hamstring, I found out. (slowly)I stepped in a patch of mud on Aug 31, my foot flew forward, snappp!!!
had it reattached on Sept 30. as a previoisly recanted in this recipe forum, I got up, knocked on the door of a house to get a ride home (3 blocks). I passed out, hit the steps and got 2 busted ribs, collapsed lung and separated shoulder.
tough guy town

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by realjazzguy » Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:23 pm

Billy Bremner wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:02 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
Dude must have some killer moves. Respect.
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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by realjazzguy » Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:24 pm

:beer:
nigel wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:28 pm
Billy Bremner wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:02 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
Dude must have some killer moves. Respect.
probably slipped trying to put his belt on

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by Hole Nova Level » Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:30 pm

realjazzguy wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:20 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
you can ride a bike without an attached hamstring, I found out. (slowly)I stepped in a patch of mud on Aug 31, my foot flew forward, snappp!!!
had it reattached on Sept 30. as a previoisly recanted in this recipe forum, I got up, knocked on the door of a house to get a ride home (3 blocks). I passed out, hit the steps and got 2 busted ribs, collapsed lung and separated shoulder.
tough guy town
Holy F'n sh-t!!!
:clap: :lol:

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by Herky » Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:32 pm

feekdogg wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:17 pm
Herky wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:34 am
nigel wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:23 am


yep, and Badgers tonight
Iowa and Purdue will be interesting considering Purdue's coach is out with COVID. He's a great play caller and his brother is taking over so will interesting to see how that goes. Iowa is starting a new QB and he broke all of Jared Goff's high school records. Has a cannon for an arm and good size. No fans might be to his advantage.
Sounds like Rondale Moore is hurt again. That's too bad. The kid is a playmaker. He's like Tyreke Hill, minus the beating up pregnant ladies.
True that!

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by EnLiteEndOne » Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:32 pm

realjazzguy wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:20 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
you can ride a bike without an attached hamstring, I found out. (slowly)I stepped in a patch of mud on Aug 31, my foot flew forward, snappp!!!
had it reattached on Sept 30. as a previoisly recanted in this recipe forum, I got up, knocked on the door of a house to get a ride home (3 blocks). I passed out, hit the steps and got 2 busted ribs, collapsed lung and separated shoulder.
tough guy town
I've been a day-1 realjazzguy fan (ELEO years, not his).
It's time this bored gives him the accolades and respect that life clearly never will.

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by nigel » Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:41 pm

Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:30 pm
realjazzguy wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:20 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
you can ride a bike without an attached hamstring, I found out. (slowly)I stepped in a patch of mud on Aug 31, my foot flew forward, snappp!!!
had it reattached on Sept 30. as a previoisly recanted in this recipe forum, I got up, knocked on the door of a house to get a ride home (3 blocks). I passed out, hit the steps and got 2 busted ribs, collapsed lung and separated shoulder.
tough guy town
Holy F'n sh-t!!!
:clap: :lol:
wow bruh :shock:

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by Hole Nova Level » Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:45 pm

nigel wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:41 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:30 pm
realjazzguy wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:20 pm


you can ride a bike without an attached hamstring, I found out. (slowly)I stepped in a patch of mud on Aug 31, my foot flew forward, snappp!!!
had it reattached on Sept 30. as a previoisly recanted in this recipe forum, I got up, knocked on the door of a house to get a ride home (3 blocks). I passed out, hit the steps and got 2 busted ribs, collapsed lung and separated shoulder.
tough guy town
Holy F'n sh-t!!!
:clap: :lol:
wow bruh :shock:
yeah, this dude...

F-ck the Marine's send this guy in!!!!

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by realjazzguy » Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:23 pm

EnLiteEndOne wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:32 pm
realjazzguy wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:20 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
you can ride a bike without an attached hamstring, I found out. (slowly)I stepped in a patch of mud on Aug 31, my foot flew forward, snappp!!!
had it reattached on Sept 30. as a previoisly recanted in this recipe forum, I got up, knocked on the door of a house to get a ride home (3 blocks). I passed out, hit the steps and got 2 busted ribs, collapsed lung and separated shoulder.
tough guy town
I've been a day-1 realjazzguy fan (ELEO years, not his).
It's time this bored gives him the accolades and respect that life clearly never will.

:naners: :drinky:
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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by The Real Ted » Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:13 pm

realjazzguy wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:20 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
you can ride a bike without an attached hamstring, I found out. (slowly)I stepped in a patch of mud on Aug 31, my foot flew forward, snappp!!!
had it reattached on Sept 30. as a previoisly recanted in this recipe forum, I got up, knocked on the door of a house to get a ride home (3 blocks). I passed out, hit the steps and got 2 busted ribs, collapsed lung and separated shoulder.
tough guy town
Were you drunk off your ass or just clumsy?

Did you pass out from pain, or a .42 blood alcohol level?

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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by Verle » Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:25 pm

realjazzguy wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:11 am
I noticed the last two nights (I'm recovering from hamstring reattachment surgery and have time on my hands) that Frank and Amelia are color-coordinated; Frank's tie matches the color of Amelia's dress. Is this planned or a cosmic coincidence? tune in tonight to find out, if she's not taking another night off, another night away from Frank and Maxie....

anybody interested in sneaking into CCO and stealing her chair for me? or just the seat part....
That sounds easier than following her around until she gets off her bike to do a little shopping.
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Re: Frank and Amelia

Post by realjazzguy » Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:40 pm

The Real Ted wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:13 pm
realjazzguy wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:20 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:33 am
"Hamstring reattachment surgery"!?!??!?!!?!?

Holy sh-t!!!
you can ride a bike without an attached hamstring, I found out. (slowly)I stepped in a patch of mud on Aug 31, my foot flew forward, snappp!!!
had it reattached on Sept 30. as a previoisly recanted in this recipe forum, I got up, knocked on the door of a house to get a ride home (3 blocks). I passed out, hit the steps and got 2 busted ribs, collapsed lung and separated shoulder.
tough guy town
Were you drunk off your ass or just clumsy?

Did you pass out from pain, or a .42 blood alcohol level?
I havent been drunk since 12-11-92. I was walking home from the auto repair place, wearing slippery sandals. I stepped on a muddy patch. the same thing could happen to you. apparently I passed out from shock; my leg had gone numb

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