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Why gunt control won't work

Post by RC3 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:49 am

Too many temptations out there. State Fair sure isn't going to help! Am I right?
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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by Eroder » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:51 am

RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:49 am
Too many temptations out there. State Fair sure isn't going to help! Am I right?
Yes, and now apparently hamburgers are part of the problem.

Can you believe it????

HAMBURGERS???????
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Asshole. Fuck you.

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by Mizuno Man » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:52 am

Try a girdle?

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by RC3 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:07 am

HEY! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN POLI-CHAT! WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by Slim Shady » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:10 am

I better not see my James K Polk thread moved

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by Eroder » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:12 am

RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:07 am
HEY! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN POLI-CHAT! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Apparently they're pretty fucking sensitive over there...
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Asshole. Fuck you.

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by RC3 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:13 am

Eroder wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:12 am
RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:07 am
HEY! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN POLI-CHAT! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Apparently they're pretty fucking sensitive over there...
I just want to see a world where acquiring a gunt is made more difficult for those who shouldn't have one. That's all.
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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by Herky » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:13 am

Nobody wants to take away gunts, they just want them registered.

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by RC3 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:15 am

Herky wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:13 am
Nobody wants to take away gunts, they just want them registered.
Let's face it, anyone who really wants a gunt is going to get one.
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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by Herky » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:17 am

RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:15 am
Herky wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:13 am
Nobody wants to take away gunts, they just want them registered.
Let's face it, anyone who really wants a gunt is going to get one.
We can start with tracking them at Gunt Shows.

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by mankatobjr » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:18 am

having a gunt is in the 2nd amendment.. the right to use bare arms to get right into the food you are eating. No need to use utensils to slow you down.
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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by mankatobjr » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:20 am

gunts don't kill people.. its the heart disease associated with it that does. Solve the heart problem and their would be no gunt problem.
Cooper= the Tang of Rube Chat... was once good but no one really knows if its still a thing or not. That and after awhile its just watered down crap.

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by Eroder » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:20 am

Herky wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:17 am
RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:15 am
Herky wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:13 am
Nobody wants to take away gunts, they just want them registered.
Let's face it, anyone who really wants a gunt is going to get one.
We can start with tracking them at Gunt Shows.
Yes. Something needs to be done about the gunt loophole.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Asshole. Fuck you.

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Post by Night Train » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:27 am

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by Slim Shady » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:30 am

If we outlaw gunts only outlaws will have gunts

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by EnLiteEndOne » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:32 am

RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:15 am
Herky wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:13 am
Nobody wants to take away gunts, they just want them registered.
Let's face it, anyone who really wants a gunt is going to get one.
There's no reason for anyone to have some huge gunt with excessive quantities of fat. If we can save just one person it'll be worth it.
Lampin'

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by Hole Nova Level » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:32 am

I got a lady at work who's gunt it out of control and she don't seem to care!

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by EnLiteEndOne » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:33 am

Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:32 am
I got a lady at work who's gunt it out of control and she don't seem to care!
Thoughts & prayers 🙏
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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by mankatobjr » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:35 am

Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:32 am
I got a lady at work who's gunt it out of control and she don't seem to care!
I assume she carries it out in public too? Even by schools and theaters?
Cooper= the Tang of Rube Chat... was once good but no one really knows if its still a thing or not. That and after awhile its just watered down crap.

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by RC3 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:45 am

EnLiteEndOne wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:32 am
RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:15 am
Herky wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:13 am
Nobody wants to take away gunts, they just want them registered.
Let's face it, anyone who really wants a gunt is going to get one.
There's no reason for anyone to have some huge gunt with excessive quantities of fat. If we can save just one person it'll be worth it.
I say, if acquired legally, gunts for everyone!
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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by mankatobjr » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:50 am

RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:45 am
EnLiteEndOne wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:32 am
RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:15 am


Let's face it, anyone who really wants a gunt is going to get one.
There's no reason for anyone to have some huge gunt with excessive quantities of fat. If we can save just one person it'll be worth it.
I say, if acquired legally, gunts for everyone!
What about the children? Why doesn't anyone think of the children?
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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by EnLiteEndOne » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:51 am

RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:45 am
EnLiteEndOne wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:32 am
RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:15 am


Let's face it, anyone who really wants a gunt is going to get one.
There's no reason for anyone to have some huge gunt with excessive quantities of fat. If we can save just one person it'll be worth it.
I say, if acquired legally, gunts for everyone!
What in the world does anyone need a gunt the size of Rosanne's for? It's not for sporting purposes that's for sure.
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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by Hole Nova Level » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:57 am

mankatobjr wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:35 am
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:32 am
I got a lady at work who's gunt it out of control and she don't seem to care!
I assume she carries it out in public too? Even by schools and theaters?
Yeah and she has the intense close-talker-thing going.

So you can feel the heat when she corners you in the break room to tell you about her rebuilt resume...

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by RC3 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:57 am

EnLiteEndOne wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:51 am

What in the world does anyone need a gunt the size of Rosanne's for? It's not for sporting purposes that's for sure.
Everybody owns things that they don't "need". If someone has a yuge gunt and isn't using it to harm others, why should it bother you?
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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by mankatobjr » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:59 am

EnLiteEndOne wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:51 am
RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:45 am
EnLiteEndOne wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:32 am


There's no reason for anyone to have some huge gunt with excessive quantities of fat. If we can save just one person it'll be worth it.
I say, if acquired legally, gunts for everyone!
What in the world does anyone need a gunt the size of Rosanne's for? It's not for sporting purposes that's for sure.
but what if the electricity goes out and a fridge full of food is about to spoil? If you have a big gunt better chance to not waste the food. So in case that very rare scenario happens you need to be prepared.
Cooper= the Tang of Rube Chat... was once good but no one really knows if its still a thing or not. That and after awhile its just watered down crap.

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by Hole Nova Level » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:00 am

RC3 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:57 am
EnLiteEndOne wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:51 am

What in the world does anyone need a gunt the size of Rosanne's for? It's not for sporting purposes that's for sure.
Everybody owns things that they don't "need". If someone has a yuge gunt and isn't using it to harm others, why should it bother you?
Totally agree.

Gunts don't kill people, people kill people.

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by minnemike » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:00 am

The Gunt Patrol tried our best during the kickball tournaments. Just came up a tad short.

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by RC3 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:01 am

I bet most of you have never even shot a gunt.
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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by minndodger » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:02 am

Rank em.

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Re: Why gunt control won't work

Post by RC3 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:02 am

minnemike wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:00 am
The Gunt Patrol tried our best during the kickball tournaments. Just came up a tad short.
Albinomoss on the team?

Get it?

"a tad short"

:lol:
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