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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by Hornets » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:31 pm

Night Train wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:48 pm
I'm going on the 26th or 27th. I plan on eating a lot.
Look for me! I'll be wearing khaki pants and a golf shirt!

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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by nigel » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:33 pm

Hornets wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:31 pm
Night Train wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:48 pm
I'm going on the 26th or 27th. I plan on eating a lot.
Look for me! I'll be wearing khaki pants and a golf shirt!
Yikes, why?

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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by RC3 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:37 pm

I'll be the guy in cargs, vintage concert shirt from Kohl's and a ball cap.
reddish?

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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by Herky » Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:50 pm

How many farts do you think are cut in average at the Minnesota State Fair? Could probably power Duluth for a year.

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Re: State Fair ONE MONTH away!!

Post by Je9 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:01 pm

Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:37 am
MN folks b-tch about Summer "it's too hot, gaaaaaaahhh!"

Just to get to 6 months of sh-t, sloppy, cold...then b-tch about that!

I ENJOY the f-ck outta my summers!!! And the reason they go by so fast is cuz you MN-folk b-tching about it!!!!
I have never heard a MN folk bitch about summer. Well, I take that back. I know of one who hates summer.

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Re: State Fair ONE MONTH away!!

Post by nigel » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:15 pm

Je9 wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:01 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:37 am
MN folks b-tch about Summer "it's too hot, gaaaaaaahhh!"

Just to get to 6 months of sh-t, sloppy, cold...then b-tch about that!

I ENJOY the f-ck outta my summers!!! And the reason they go by so fast is cuz you MN-folk b-tching about it!!!!
I have never heard a MN folk bitch about summer. Well, I take that back. I know of one who hates summer.
High dew points suck dick, savvy?

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Re: State Fair ONE MONTH away!!

Post by Je9 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:03 pm

nigel wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:15 pm
Je9 wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:01 pm
Hole Nova Level wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:37 am
MN folks b-tch about Summer "it's too hot, gaaaaaaahhh!"

Just to get to 6 months of sh-t, sloppy, cold...then b-tch about that!

I ENJOY the f-ck outta my summers!!! And the reason they go by so fast is cuz you MN-folk b-tching about it!!!!
I have never heard a MN folk bitch about summer. Well, I take that back. I know of one who hates summer.
High dew points suck dick, savvy?
Still better than winter. I like days like that tho. Perfect for pool days

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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by Hornets » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:39 pm

Ian says the start of the Fair will have PERFECT weather!

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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by Bon Scott » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:30 pm

Oh yay, it’s the end of the best time of the year.. It only goes downhill temperature wise from here.
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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by Billy Bremner » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:32 pm

Hornets wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:39 pm
Ian says the start of the Fair will have PERFECT weather!
My standing reward for anyone who knees Ian squarely in the vajj at the state fair still stands.

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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by DonaldDouchebag » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:27 pm

Once saw a man wearing nothing but a towel and a straw cowboy hat near the DNR pond.
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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by Billy Bremner » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:33 pm

DonaldDouchebag wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:27 pm
Once saw a man wearing nothing but a towel and a straw cowboy hat near the DNR pond.
Not proud of that, it was a cry for help. I'm doing better now, by all reports.

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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by Hummdrum » Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:05 am

I've been there in the last 4-5 years but I was perennial, even kept my ticket stubs.
The convenience of having the flaming hot wings from the Coliseum right next to the Milk stand was great.
I remember Labor Day, Monday 2010 the last day and hours. People were pouring in and I ran for my life to get out of there, i was almost terrorized.
That was the year KISS performed on a very cold night like 48 degrees at 10 PM, very unusual.


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Re: State Fair SIX DAYS away!!!

Post by Night Train » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:28 am

Starts this Thursday. I have to hit Cub this week to get a discount ticket for next Monday.
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Re: State Fair SIX DAYS away!!!

Post by Slim Shady » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:32 am

Night Train wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:28 am
Starts this Thursday. I have to hit Cub this week to get a discount ticket for next Monday.
:lightbulb:

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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by Sellingguy » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:48 am

DonaldDouchebag wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:27 pm
Once saw a man wearing nothing but a towel and a straw cowboy hat near the DNR pond.
no you didnt

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Re: State Fair SIX DAYS away!!!

Post by HeHateMe » Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:27 am

Night Train wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:28 am
Starts this Thursday. I have to hit Cub this week to get a discount ticket for next Monday.
Got my tickets. Ready for Thursday.
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Re: State Fair ONE MONTH away!!

Post by FLYING_FINN'SSIDEKICK » Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:47 am

RC3 wrote:
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Finna house a Gizmo like it’s never been housed before.
That I believe you will RC!!!

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Re: State Fair TWO DAYS away!!!

Post by Hornets » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:58 am

I won't be there opening day, but good golly the weather sounds like it will be PERFECT!

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Re: State Fair TWO DAYS away!!!

Post by weimy froob » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:47 am

Hornets wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:58 am
I won't be there opening day, but good golly the weather sounds like it will be PERFECT!
predicting a record turnout this year.

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Re: State Fair TWO DAYS away!!!

Post by Hornets » Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:13 pm

weimy froob wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:47 am
Hornets wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:58 am
I won't be there opening day, but good golly the weather sounds like it will be PERFECT!
predicting a record turnout this year.
Crowds just keep getting bigger and bigger.... :cry:

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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by Dr. Linux » Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:07 pm

Sellingguy wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:48 am
DonaldDouchebag wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:27 pm
Once saw a man wearing nothing but a towel and a straw cowboy hat near the DNR pond.
no you didnt
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Re: State Fair TWO DAYS away!!!

Post by Dr. Linux » Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:07 pm

Hornets wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:13 pm
weimy froob wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:47 am
Hornets wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:58 am
I won't be there opening day, but good golly the weather sounds like it will be PERFECT!
predicting a record turnout this year.
Crowds just keep getting bigger and bigger.... :cry:
I wonder how the terra firma supports these people. Average weight at the fair has to be around 220lbs.

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Re: State Fair TWO DAYS away!!!

Post by Hornets » Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:51 pm

Dr. Linux wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:07 pm
Hornets wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:13 pm
weimy froob wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:47 am


predicting a record turnout this year.
Crowds just keep getting bigger and bigger.... :cry:
I wonder how the terra firma supports these people. Average weight at the fair has to be around 220lbs.
Curious as to how many attendee's are 300lbs and over? Not being mean, just curious. There are a boatload of them I bet.

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Re: State Fair TWO DAYS away!!!

Post by Dr. Linux » Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:05 pm

Hornets wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:51 pm
Dr. Linux wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:07 pm
Hornets wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:13 pm


Crowds just keep getting bigger and bigger.... :cry:
I wonder how the terra firma supports these people. Average weight at the fair has to be around 220lbs.
Curious as to how many attendee's are 300lbs and over? Not being mean, just curious. There are a boatload of them I bet.
Double fisting deep fried candy bars with a diet coke on the side?

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Re: State Fair ONE WEEK away!!!

Post by FLYING_FINN'SSIDEKICK » Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:23 pm

Hummdrum wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:05 am
I've been there in the last 4-5 years but I was perennial, even kept my ticket stubs.
The convenience of having the flaming hot wings from the Coliseum right next to the Milk stand was great.
I remember Labor Day, Monday 2010 the last day and hours. People were pouring in and I ran for my life to get out of there, i was almost terrorized.
That was the year KISS performed on a very cold night like 48 degrees at 10 PM, very unusual.


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:clap: :clap: Don't blame you Humm id be running away too If Kiss was performing!!

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Re: State Fair starts TOMORROW!!!

Post by Hornets » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:05 am

Won't be able to sleep tonight.....the Fair is open in less than 24 hours!!

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Re: State Fair starts TOMORROW!!!

Post by weimy froob » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:37 am

Hornets wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:05 am
Won't be able to sleep tonight.....the Fair is open in less than 24 hours!!
you come from a family of carneys?

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Re: State Fair starts TOMORROW!!!

Post by Hornets » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:50 am

weimy froob wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:37 am
Hornets wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:05 am
Won't be able to sleep tonight.....the Fair is open in less than 24 hours!!
you come from a family of carneys?
:pissed:

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Re: State Fair starts TOMORROW!!!

Post by Cobey » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:56 am

DEEP FRIED FOOD!

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