***Official Froob Chat Preposterous Statement Tournament Thread!!!***

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***Official Froob Chat Preposterous Statement Tournament Thread!!!***

Post by Abe Froman » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:24 pm

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I would like to start an annual preposterous statement tournament for posts made on this site. I'm going to need a few volunteers to assist me with this in about a year as we go through this thread to determine which posts make it in. In the mean time, over the next year, I need all Froobs to post preposterous statements using the following format:

1.) A quote of the preposterous statement
2.) The author of the post included in the quote
3.) And a link to the thread quoted.

Since I don't want this to become a complete pain in the ass to weed through, I'm allowing all statements from the past year to be included in this as well as any statement created over the next year.

The yearly winner will earn a banner of his or her achievement, and an entire day on Froob Chat Named in their honor.
I made this!

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Re: ***Official Froob Chat Preposterous Statement Tournement Thread!!!***

Post by RC3 » Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:48 pm

2,034 pages
reddish?

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Post by jakazz30 » Mon Oct 01, 2018 7:25 pm

Clark in the the Twins season predictions thread for the Twins:



"JPM
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Re: ***OFFICIAL Twins 2018 season record predictions***
Post Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:48 pm

CDV CHAMPS"


(Link....I hope this works)

viewtopic.php?f=17&t=6805#p187199

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Post by EnLiteEndOne » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:58 pm

I nominate Fumunda Cheese's entire body of work.

Literally any post of his will run circles around the best of whats left.
Spoiler:
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Re: ***Official Froob Chat Preposterous Statement Tournement Thread!!!***

Post by Mizuno Man » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:25 pm

1.) A quote of the preposterous statement

Molitor fired thread.

Molitor was the AL Manager of the year in 2017
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See ya!!! A year too late imo.

2.) The author of the post included in the quote


Sergeant Rubetube


3.) And a link to the thread quoted.


viewtopic.php?f=17&t=13661&p=386608#p386608
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Post by Dale Doback » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:38 pm

RC3 wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:48 pm
2,034 pages
16 timeouts and 4 account bans
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Post by HeHateMe » Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:31 pm

See my sig line.
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Post by jakazz30 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:21 pm

HeHateMe wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:31 pm
See my sig line.
I withdraw my nominee....
that's better.

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Post by bubu dubu. » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:30 pm

jakazz30 wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:21 pm
HeHateMe wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:31 pm
See my sig line.
I withdraw my nominee....
that's better.
A little ironic coming from you, isnt it? How many times have you claimed you are leaving now? Gotta be damn near 10.

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Post by jakazz30 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:47 pm

bubu dubu. wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:30 pm
jakazz30 wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:21 pm
HeHateMe wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:31 pm
See my sig line.
I withdraw my nominee....
that's better.
A little ironic coming from you, isnt it? How many times have you claimed you are leaving now? Gotta be damn near 10.
Have you heard of the ability to ignore people here?
Should Abe provide a video demonstration?

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Re: ***Official Froob Chat Preposterous Statement Tournement Thread!!!***

Post by bubu dubu. » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:48 pm

jakazz30 wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:47 pm
bubu dubu. wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:30 pm
jakazz30 wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:21 pm

I withdraw my nominee....
that's better.
A little ironic coming from you, isnt it? How many times have you claimed you are leaving now? Gotta be damn near 10.
Have you heard of the ability to ignore people here?
Should Abe provide a video demonstration?
why would I ignore you?

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Post by jakazz30 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:52 pm

bubu dubu. wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:48 pm
jakazz30 wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:47 pm
bubu dubu. wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:30 pm


A little ironic coming from you, isnt it? How many times have you claimed you are leaving now? Gotta be damn near 10.
Have you heard of the ability to ignore people here?
Should Abe provide a video demonstration?
why would I ignore you?
You are correct....
You wouldn't ignore me.

You are a pathetic person that gains some barely minimal satisfaction in life by trolling someone on a message board.

Continue on...

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Post by bubu dubu. » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:56 pm

sounds like you want to block me?

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Re: ***Official Froob Chat Preposterous Statement Tournement Thread!!!***

Post by jakazz30 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:26 pm

bubu dubu. wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:56 pm
sounds like you want to block me?
I could care less about you...
You are the fat girl that thinks she is popular because the "Mean girls" keep her around....
while not understanding its only because she gives them the answers to tests.

Other then disagreeing with me....
all you do is go "Gosh!! You are so right!!"

I may have people that don't like me here.....whatever..
but it's because I actually have an opinion.


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Re: ***Official Froob Chat Preposterous Statement Tournement Thread!!!***

Post by jakazz30 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:05 pm

bubu dubu. wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:44 pm
:lol:


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Post by bubu dubu. » Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:07 pm

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jakazz30 wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:05 pm
bubu dubu. wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:44 pm
:lol:


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Those girls look really young, jakazz.
Last edited by bubu dubu. on Sat Oct 06, 2018 12:29 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Post by jakazz30 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:54 pm

bubu dubu. wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:07 pm
Those girls look really young, jakazz.
Do you have a point?

They aren't being presented in any suggestive way.

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Post by bubu dubu. » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:33 pm

jakazz30 wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:54 pm
bubu dubu. wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:07 pm
Those girls look really young, jakazz.
Do you have a point?

They aren't being presented in any suggestive way.
I dunno...These are very young girls. Which one are you fat shaming?

Is it the larger one? Can you tell me more about how ugly and fat she is?

Good job using a girl who appears to be in highschool as an insult.

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Post by jakazz30 » Sun Oct 07, 2018 7:43 pm

bubu dubu. wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:07 pm
'
jakazz30 wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:05 pm
bubu dubu. wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:44 pm
:lol:


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Those girls look really young, jakazz.

Edited by the guy who is never wrong....
after the previous posts...

Such a fraud...

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Post by bubu dubu. » Sun Oct 07, 2018 7:54 pm

what did I edit?

You are a piece of trash jakazz, go start more threads showing people when you were right.

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Post by bubu dubu. » Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:07 pm

What do you gain from fat shaming young girls, Jakazz?

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Post by bubu dubu. » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:55 pm

jodaman01 wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:46 pm
Because Thibbs traded all of it. The Wolves were finally on that path - young version of GSW.

Taj alone added to the previous roster was probably enough to get them in the playoffs.


viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13123&start=2430

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Post by JPM » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:58 pm

jakazz30 wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 7:25 pm
Clark in the the Twins season predictions thread for the Twins:



"JPM
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Re: ***OFFICIAL Twins 2018 season record predictions***
Post Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:48 pm

CDV CHAMPS"


(Link....I hope this works)

viewtopic.php?f=17&t=6805#p187199
They finished second. Wow so crazy. :lol:

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Post by jodaman01 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:03 pm

bubu dubu. wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:55 pm
jodaman01 wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:46 pm
Because Thibbs traded all of it. The Wolves were finally on that path - young version of GSW.

Taj alone added to the previous roster was probably enough to get them in the playoffs.


viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13123&start=2430
Jim Peterson said it first.....but whatever.

jodaman01 > Thibblodytes. :lol: :lol:

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Post by jakazz30 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:19 pm

JPM wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:58 pm
jakazz30 wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 7:25 pm
Clark in the the Twins season predictions thread for the Twins:



"JPM
Formerly Clarkgriswald
Re: ***OFFICIAL Twins 2018 season record predictions***
Post Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:48 pm

CDV CHAMPS"


(Link....I hope this works)

viewtopic.php?f=17&t=6805#p187199
They finished second. Wow so crazy. :lol:
That comment is even more preposterous..

(And the Washington Generals have the 2nd best record against the Globetrotters Clark...am I right?)

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Post by BBG » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:22 pm

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Theilen/Cousins connection problems?.....but has Theilen caught anything from Cousins yet?

:scooter:
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Post by HeHateMe » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:48 pm

BBG wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:22 pm
vikesbumeout wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:37 am
Theilen/Cousins connection problems?.....but has Theilen caught anything from Cousins yet?

:scooter:
Stirring the pot! :clap:
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Post by vikesbumeout » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:55 pm

BBG wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:22 pm
vikesbumeout wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:37 am
Theilen/Cousins connection problems?.....but has Theilen caught anything from Cousins yet?

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Post by BBG » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:29 pm

HeHateMe wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:48 pm
BBG wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:22 pm
vikesbumeout wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:37 am
Theilen/Cousins connection problems?.....but has Theilen caught anything from Cousins yet?

:scooter:
Stirring the pot! :clap:
Wait, this was a troll post? :thinking:
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