Unprecedented

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 2:14 pm

Has any team suffered as many devastating injuries to start the year as the 2020 Vikings?

I can’t recall it ever happening.

Michael Pierce
Danielle Hunter
Pat Elflein
Anthony Barr

There must be 4 or 5 others. Who am I missing.

p.s. I haven’t watched a live down of an nfl game yet this year

To many injuries. Doesn’t even seem fair.

Chuck North · Post by **Chuck North** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 2:32 pm

A lot of teams with a lot more significant injuries, but I know you only see injuries and refs through purple glasses.

How'd your crappy team like to be the 49ers?

QB Garoppolo (high ankle sprain)
DE Bosa (likely torn ACL)
TE Kittle (knee sprain)
CB Sherman (IR, calf)
RB Mostert (knee)
DE Ford (neck)
WR Samuel (IR foot)
C Richburg (PUP knee)
DL Thomas (possible torn ACL)
RB Coleman (knee)

And yet they'd still kick the purple's ass with their B squad.

"unprecedented"

laX · Post by **laX** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:35 pm

packers won the super bowl in 2010-2011 with a list much much much worse that that, lol

Reserve lists
56 Nick Barnett ILB
42 Morgan Burnett SS
54 Brandon Chillar ILB
88 Jermichael Finley TE
25 Ryan Grant RB
91 Justin Harrell DE
41 Spencer Havner TE
97 Johnny Jolly DE
59 Brad Jones OLB
29 Derrick Martin FS
96 Mike Neal DE
74 Marshall Newhouse T
51 Brady Poppinga OLB
27 Anthony Smith FS
65 Mark Tauscher OT

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:45 pm

laX wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:35 pm packers won the super bowl in 2010-2011 with a list much much much worse that that, lol

Reserve lists
56 Nick Barnett ILB
42 Morgan Burnett SS
54 Brandon Chillar ILB
88 Jermichael Finley TE
25 Ryan Grant RB
91 Justin Harrell DE
41 Spencer Havner TE
97 Johnny Jolly DE
59 Brad Jones OLB
29 Derrick Martin FS
96 Mike Neal DE
74 Marshall Newhouse T
51 Brady Poppinga OLB
27 Anthony Smith FS
65 Mark Tauscher OT

Please.

That list of shit is a prime example of addition by subtraction.

laX · Post by **laX** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:46 pm

-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:45 pm
laX wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:35 pm packers won the super bowl in 2010-2011 with a list much much much worse that that, lol

Reserve lists
56 Nick Barnett ILB
42 Morgan Burnett SS
54 Brandon Chillar ILB
88 Jermichael Finley TE
25 Ryan Grant RB
91 Justin Harrell DE
41 Spencer Havner TE
97 Johnny Jolly DE
59 Brad Jones OLB
29 Derrick Martin FS
96 Mike Neal DE
74 Marshall Newhouse T
51 Brady Poppinga OLB
27 Anthony Smith FS
65 Mark Tauscher OT

Please.

That list of shit is a prime example of addition by subtraction.

nick barnett > anthony barr

you really want to talk shit lists??

never even heard of elflynn or pearce

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:55 pm

laX wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:46 pm nick barnett > anthony barr

At celebrating after making a tackle 7 yards past the line of scrimmage? Slapping around his flava of the week?

Yeah, I’ll give you that one.

Chuck North · Post by **Chuck North** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 5:09 pm

Pat Elflein

Chuck North · Post by **Chuck North** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 5:12 pm

Also, I read somewhere that the viklings were one of the healthiest teams in the league.

So I looked it up. ZERO players on the injury report for week 1 and ONE rookie on the report for Week 2.

"unprecedented:

Welcome back Jaymo! I needed a good laugh.

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:00 pm

Chuck North wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 5:12 pm So I looked it up. ZERO players on the injury report for week 1 and ONE rookie on the report for Week 2.

Danielle Hunter was a wrecking ball in week one, Chuck Biden.

Sarge · Post by **Sarge** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:13 pm

Brady Poopfingah!

Sarge · Post by **Sarge** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:16 pm

Johnny Pizzurp Drizzanks Jolly!

Man....times were great back then.

Sarge · Post by **Sarge** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:26 pm

I think the biggest injury loss for the Vikings is the fans/covid.

The team FEEDS off us. Maybe the most passionate fanbase in the league, our presence at games pretty much WILLS the team to victories when times get tough.

They feed off our aura.

Chuck North · Post by **Chuck North** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:00 pm

-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:00 pm
Chuck North wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 5:12 pm So I looked it up. ZERO players on the injury report for week 1 and ONE rookie on the report for Week 2.

Danielle Hunter was a wrecking ball in week one, Chuck Biden.

Out for 3 weeks...

Unprecedented

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:07 pm

Chuck North wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:00 pm
-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:00 pm
Chuck North wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 5:12 pm So I looked it up. ZERO players on the injury report for week 1 and ONE rookie on the report for Week 2.

Danielle Hunter was a wrecking ball in week one, Chuck Biden.

Out for 3 weeks...

Unprecedented

“But he wasn’t on the injury report!“ Chuck Biden

Chuck North · Post by **Chuck North** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:10 pm

-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:07 pm
Chuck North wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:00 pm
-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:00 pm

Danielle Hunter was a wrecking ball in week one, Chuck Biden.

Out for 3 weeks...

Unprecedented
“But he wasn’t on the injury report!“ Packermo

Why would he be? Learn the rules.

What a maroon.

Three weeks! "Unprecedented"!

Chuck North · Post by **Chuck North** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:11 pm

Refs and injuries!!!

Packermo

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:15 pm

Chuck North wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:10 pm
-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:07 pm
Chuck North wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:00 pm

Out for 3 weeks...

Unprecedented
“But he wasn’t on the injury report!“ Packermo
Why would he be? Learn the rules.

What a maroon.

Three weeks! "Unprecedented"!

Is he injured, Chuck Biden?

Chuck North · Post by **Chuck North** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:36 pm

-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:15 pm
Is he injured, Chuck Biden?

Nobody said he wasn't you moron.

You poor baby without Danielle for 3 weeks!

Tank!

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:50 pm

Chuck North wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:36 pm
-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:15 pm
Is he injured, Chuck Biden?

Nobody said he wasn't you moron.

You poor baby without Danielle for 3 weeks!

Tank!

You wouldn’t be so demonstrative if you thought it wasn’t true.

I might even watch a few plays this weekend. I see the packler’s get the MichaelThomas-less Saints on a short week.

Shocking.

Chuck North · Post by **Chuck North** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 10:21 pm

-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:50 pm
Chuck North wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:36 pm
-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:15 pm
Is he injured, Chuck Biden?

Nobody said he wasn't you moron.

You poor baby without Danielle for 3 weeks!

Tank!
You wouldn’t be so demonstrative if you thought it wasn’t true.

I might even watch a few plays this weekend. I see the packler’s get the MichaelThomas-less Saints on a short week.

Shocking.

What are you talking about you moran. It was already established that Hunter was out in your first post.

You're the only idiot that doesn't realize that players on IR aren't on the injury report.

Every team is dealing with injuries more than usual right now because of the non-preseason. You're the only dope making a thread to cry about it.

Unprecedented!

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 10:29 pm

Chuck North wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 10:21 pm
-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:50 pm
Chuck North wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:36 pm

Nobody said he wasn't you moron.

You poor baby without Danielle for 3 weeks!

Tank!
You wouldn’t be so demonstrative if you thought it wasn’t true.

I might even watch a few plays this weekend. I see the packler’s get the MichaelThomas-less Saints on a short week.

Shocking.
What are you talking about you moran. It was already established that Hunter was out in your first post.

You're the only idiot that doesn't realize that players on IR aren't on the injury report.

What am I talking about? Unprecedented injuries to starters. Was Hunter a starter?

You’re the dope who brought up injury reports, Chuck Biden.

Chuck North · Post by **Chuck North** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 7:26 am

-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 10:29 pm

What am I talking about? Unprecedented injuries to starters. Was Hunter a starter?

You’re the dope who brought up injury reports, Chuck Biden.

So you started a thread on unprecedented injuries to your team and I brought up the injury reports for both weeks and now I'm a dope?

So now the injury report has nothing to do with your thread on injuries?

Please stick around Jamous! You're a riot of laughter!

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 7:41 am

Chuck North wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 7:26 am
-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 10:29 pm

What am I talking about? Unprecedented injuries to starters. Was Hunter a starter?

You’re the dope who brought up injury reports, Chuck Biden.
So you started a thread on unprecedented injuries to your team and I brought up the injury reports for both weeks and now I'm a dope?

So now the injury report has nothing to do with your thread on injuries?

Please stick around Jamous! You're a riot of laughter!

Is Hunter injured?

“There were no players on the week one injury report!” Chuck Biden - reading off a teleprompter probably

Cooper · Post by **Cooper** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:27 am

Injuries don't matter unless they happen to my team!

Chuck North · Post by **Chuck North** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:40 am

Dumbo starts a thread on "Unprecedented" injuries to his second favorite team and asks if he's missing anyone.

A poster responds that the week 1 injury report was totally blank and week 2 had only ONE player. Meanwhile the Packers had six players, 1 out, 2 doubtful and a handful of questionable.

Week 1

Week 2

Injury report for the purple has ONE player listed, meanwhile the Colts list TEN

This was mentioned to refute the OP's claim that his teams injuries have been "unprecedented". (Dear God

)

Dumbo has no clue that if a player opted out of the season or is on IR that it would not show up on the report. The report shows that other than that, they are one of the healthiest teams in the league.

Dumbo is humiliated at such information and chases a rabbit about his one IR player that will be back week 4 and looks dumber every time he mentions him with every post.

Your injuries are unprecedented!

Carry on!

This thread is comedy gold.

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am

Danielle Hunter
Michael Pierce
Cam Dantzler
Pat Elflien
Anthony Barr

“But Jack Doyle was out for the Colts!” Chuck Biden

Cooper · Post by **Cooper** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:17 am

-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am Danielle Hunter
Michael Pierce
Cam Dantzler
Pat Elflien
Anthony Barr

“But Jack Doyle was out for the Colts!” Chuck Biden

Danielle Hunter - significant loss
Michael Pierce -

Cam Dantzler - 3rd round pick
Pat Elflien -

Anthony Barr - Addition by subtraction

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:19 am

Cooper wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:17 am
-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am Danielle Hunter
Michael Pierce
Cam Dantzler
Pat Elflien
Anthony Barr

“But Jack Doyle was out for the Colts!” Chuck Biden
Danielle Hunter - significant loss
Michael Pierce -
Cam Dantzler - 3rd round pick
Pat Elflien -
Anthony Barr - Addition by subtraction

He starts therefore he is a starter.

Chuck North · Post by **Chuck North** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:20 am

Cooper wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:17 am
-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am Danielle Hunter
Michael Pierce
Cam Dantzler
Pat Elflien
Anthony Barr

“But Jack Doyle was out for the Colts!” Chuck Biden
Danielle Hunter - significant loss
Michael Pierce -
Cam Dantzler - 3rd round pick
Pat Elflien -
Anthony Barr - Addition by subtraction

"Unprecedented" !!!

Post by **-Jaymo-** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:46 am

Chuck North wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:20 am
Cooper wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:17 am
-Jaymo- wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:34 am Danielle Hunter
Michael Pierce
Cam Dantzler
Pat Elflien
Anthony Barr

“But Jack Doyle was out for the Colts!” Chuck Biden
Danielle Hunter - significant loss
Michael Pierce -
Cam Dantzler - 3rd round pick
Pat Elflien -
Anthony Barr - Addition by subtraction

"Unprecedented" !!!

All starters for the packlers.

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