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Looks like we’ve got ourselves an offense!!!

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Looks like we’ve got ourselves an offense!!!

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I thought last year was going to be the Packers bounce back year. It's coming. Probably this season.
It's been 32 years since one of MN's four major sports teams has been to the Championship/Superbowl.
Every single year is failure until we win one. 4 teams, 32 years. That's roughly 128 consecutive failed seasons.
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-Jaymo- wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:21 pm http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats? ... 447263-n=1



:naners:


PPG - #1
YPP - #1
So awesome!

Leading the preseason after game 1 were Ryan Griffen and Joe Webb are your top two QB's because good QB's like Rodgers, Brees, Ryan, Rivers and Brady (and on and on) don't play game 1 of the preseason.

Championship!
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Chuck North wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:05 pm
-Jaymo- wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:21 pm http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats? ... 447263-n=1



:naners:


PPG - #1
YPP - #1
So awesome!

Leading the preseason after game 1 were Ryan Griffen and Joe Webb are your top two QB's because good QB's like Rodgers, Brees, Ryan, Rivers and Brady (and on and on) don't play game 1 of the preseason.

Championship!
:lol:
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Chuck North wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:05 pm
-Jaymo- wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:21 pm http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats? ... 447263-n=1



:naners:


PPG - #1
YPP - #1
So awesome!

Leading the preseason after game 1 were Ryan Griffen and Joe Webb are your top two QB's because good QB's like Rodgers, Brees, Ryan, Rivers and Brady (and on and on) don't play game 1 of the preseason.

Championship!

:lol:


Chuck’s already upset!
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Why would laughing at you make anyone upset?!
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Chuck North wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:56 pm Why would laughing at you make anyone upset?!
I don’t make the rankings, sunshine, I just report them.

Rub some salve on it.
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-Jaymo- wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:08 pm
Chuck North wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:56 pm Why would laughing at you make anyone upset?!
I don’t make the rankings, sunshine, I just report them.

Rub some salve on it.
:lol:

Dear God, this dope is actually serious about pre-season, game 1 rankings being thread worthy.

TBGH are you seeing this?!

:lol:

Congratulatons!!
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Chuck North wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:05 pm
-Jaymo- wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:21 pm http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats? ... 447263-n=1



:naners:


PPG - #1
YPP - #1
So awesome!

Leading the preseason after game 1 were Ryan Griffen and Joe Webb are your top two QB's because good QB's like Rodgers, Brees, Ryan, Rivers and Brady (and on and on) don't play game 1 of the preseason.

Championship!
Why did Pat Mahomes play?
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Chuck North wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:05 pm
-Jaymo- wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:21 pm http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats? ... 447263-n=1



:naners:


PPG - #1
YPP - #1
So awesome!

Leading the preseason after game 1 were Ryan Griffen and Joe Webb are your top two QB's because good QB's like Rodgers, Brees, Ryan, Rivers and Brady (and on and on) don't play game 1 of the preseason.

Championship!

Who did Joe Webb play against?
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I think the only reason Rodgers didn't play is because LaFloor wanted to see the offense ran how it's supposed to. None of those silly "work the play clock hope for an offsides call" and goofy audibles only to have Rodgers throw it out of bounds plays.

LaFloor made it a point to sit Rodgers so he can watch how it's supposed to be done in his system.
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Chuck North wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:29 pm :lol:

Dear God, this dope is actually serious about pre-season, game 1 rankings being thread worthy.

TBGH are you seeing this?!

:lol:

Congratulatons!!

You don’t care about statistical rankings all of the sudden. Fucking hilarious.

#2 Offense
#1 Scoring Offense
#1 Yards Per Play

Looks like we’ve got ourselves an offense, Chuck!
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Somebody should bump it. Then maybe Chuck will get the point of this.
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Sarge wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:09 pm
Chuck North wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:05 pm
-Jaymo- wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:21 pm http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats? ... 447263-n=1



:naners:


PPG - #1
YPP - #1
So awesome!

Leading the preseason after game 1 were Ryan Griffen and Joe Webb are your top two QB's because good QB's like Rodgers, Brees, Ryan, Rivers and Brady (and on and on) don't play game 1 of the preseason.

Championship!
Why did Pat Mahomes play?

Cause he's 23 and just started shaving?
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-Jaymo- wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:52 pm
Chuck North wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:29 pm :lol:

Dear God, this dope is actually serious about pre-season, game 1 rankings being thread worthy.

TBGH are you seeing this?!

:lol:

Congratulatons!!

You don’t care about statistical rankings all of the sudden. Fucking hilarious.

#2 Offense
#1 Scoring Offense
#1 Yards Per Play

Looks like we’ve got ourselves an offense, Chuck!

There's not a dip shit here dumb enough to post stats of the PRESEASON.

Oh WAIT...

Jaymo's that f'ing dumb. :lol:


I dunno, you might wanna wait until the regular season before you start blowing your wad?

(That's what she said)
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Chuck North wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:49 am There's not a dip shit here dumb enough to post stats of the PRESEASON.

Oh WAIT...

Jaymo's that f'ing dumb. :lol:


I dunno, you might wanna wait until the regular season before you start blowing your wad?

(That's what she said)

#2 Offense
#1 Scoring Offense
#1 Yards Per Play


I’d be surprised if the Vikings punt this year, the offense is that good.
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Jaymo getting his ass kicked again.

Doubles down, not sure of which way to wiggle now. Tries to feign sarcasm.

TBGH?? Any thoughts on this preseason domination?
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Chuck North wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:58 am Jaymo getting his ass kicked again.

Doubles down, not sure of which way to wiggle now. Tries to feign sarcasm.

TBGH?? Any thoughts on this preseason domination?

Are my rankings incorrect?
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Of course not. They are very correct. Who's arguing that?

How dumb can you be?


Like I already said, congratulations!

Preseason Game 1 Champs!!
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-Jaymo-
viklings preseason game #1 preseason stats
#2 Offense
#1 Scoring Offense
#1 Yards Per Play

:naners:



(should be somebody's sig line)

:lol:
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The Vikings have a offense.
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And game 1 of the preseason proves it!




lol
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Charles losing his shit about an obvious tongue-in-cheek thread topic!

We might have to dust off the old tome's of Packner Shat.
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Get in line Sarge.

The vikings have an offense.
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Packlers


#28 Offense
#10 Scoring Offense
#19 Yards Per Play


:lol:
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Sarge wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:20 pm I think the only reason Rodgers didn't play is because LaFloor wanted to see the offense ran how it's supposed to. None of those silly "work the play clock hope for an offsides call" and goofy audibles only to have Rodgers throw it out of bounds plays.

LaFloor made it a point to sit Rodgers so he can watch how it's supposed to be done in his system.
No doubt. Totally obvious.
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Chuck North wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:49 am
-Jaymo- wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:52 pm
Chuck North wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:29 pm :lol:

Dear God, this dope is actually serious about pre-season, game 1 rankings being thread worthy.

TBGH are you seeing this?!

:lol:

Congratulatons!!

You don’t care about statistical rankings all of the sudden. Fucking hilarious.

#2 Offense
#1 Scoring Offense
#1 Yards Per Play

Looks like we’ve got ourselves an offense, Chuck!

There's not a dip shit here dumb enough to post stats of the PRESEASON.

Oh WAIT...

Jaymo's that f'ing dumb. :lol:


I dunno, you might wanna wait until the regular season before you start blowing your wad?

(That's what she said)
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Both Vikings defense and offense will be in the top 10 this year.
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Sarge wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:38 pm Charles losing his shit about an obvious tongue-in-cheek thread topic!

We might have to dust off the old tome's of Packner Shat.
Was that thread about the Packers Pre-Game show thing on this site or was that the old KFAN Rube Chat?



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Beef Supreme wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:51 pm
Sarge wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:38 pm Charles losing his shit about an obvious tongue-in-cheek thread topic!

We might have to dust off the old tome's of Packner Shat.
Was that thread about the Packers Pre-Game show thing on this site or was that the old KFAN Rube Chat?



That was fucking gold.

The old site. Swagger/Atomic served that thread up. Really wish I saved some of those pics of Packers LIVE episodes. :lol:

What ever happened to Swagger/Atomic?
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