***who's ready for some baseball? twins-tribe series thread***

[Straight Edge Raven]

Rosario and Cron were running the bases today so they sound close to being ready to come back.

[whiskerbiscuit]

[DC4MVP]

Let's fix some DH quotes....

"3 game sweep coming by Minnesota , this will be men against boys."

"I say we end up winnings this division by eight or nine games possibly 10.

that's a good thing , these fans deserve a division title."

"Well time to start watching every game

Thanks a lot Falvine you f****** genius motherfukers."


"You don't actually think the Indians are going to win this division do you??"

[BBG]

Listening to Dick pronounce "Luis Arraez" is highly amusing

[feekdogg]

Can't walk guys, Jose.

[Miley Cyrus]

A lot of Radke-esque starts lately for JB.

[Miley Cyrus]

At least DeGrom won't be at Target Field this week.

[Rock Me Abbrederis]

Jose sucks today

[whiskerbiscuit]

lame

[boxter432]

Fuck. And no run support for Jose again

[Hummdrum]

damn

[boxter432]

Good effort fatass.
Even a groundout to second would have been productive and we’d have a run on caves fly. Now have to rely on strikeout king schoop

Bieber has thrown tons of 93mph down the middle this inning and twins can’t do anything with it.
Schoop is such a bad batter.

[whiskerbiscuit]

Hit the fucking ball, boys.

[whiskerbiscuit]

Here's our chance...

[dennis1]

Signs of life!

[dennis1]

Miguel. It would be ok to hit a clutch bomb here.

[whiskerbiscuit]

Come on Sano don't be a pile.

[dennis1]

That'll do!

[ForCaleb]

Loaded. 0 outs!! Leggo!!

[whiskerbiscuit]

Tie the game with two productive outs.


I have a bad feeling about this.

[feekdogg]

Shake your head all day, Francona. Pretty clearly hit his hand.

[whiskerbiscuit]

Fuck yea!

[dennis1]

Damn Schoop.

[Rock Me Abbrederis]

Schoop is useless

[feekdogg]

Johnathan Poop.

[whiskerbiscuit]

schoop is a turd.

[ForCaleb]

Kepler!!!!!!

[dennis1]

Ha Kepler !

[Hummdrum]

it's not Ovaaaaah

[boxter432]

Schoop is just awful. 0-2 every at bat and then a slider ten feet outside is an auto strikeout.