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Fake Talk About Jonathan Schoop

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Fake Talk About Jonathan Schoop

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Al Bumbry tried to give him the nickname, Raisin Bran while in Baltimore.
It was quickly dropped when Bumbry learned his name was pronounced Scope, not Scoop.
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Jonathan Schoop once raced a giraffe and won.
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Re: Fake Talk About Jonathan Schoop

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Jonathan's first job in high school was wearing a McGruff the Crime Dog outfit and strolling around neighborhoods.

Second job:
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Naughty pool boy for Stevie Nicks. :o
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He bleached his hair for the state hockey tournament back in high school.
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Jonathan surprisingly preferred Laverne over Shirley.
WTF?
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Re: Fake Talk About Jonathan Schoop

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His fav 90s movie is "Clueless".
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Miley Cyrus wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2019 5:13 pm His fav 90s movie is "Clueless".
You could say that about anyone, though.
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Jonathan Schoop once caught a gold fish with his bare hand.
(his left hand :o )
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Schoop's left foot is a size 9 butt his right foot is a size 12 ( and wide).
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Re: Fake Talk About Jonathan Schoop

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He prefers Levi's 541s over 550s.
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Schoop once went on a 17 day hunger strike in which he wouldn't eat anything





... other than enchiladas and salted in the shell peanuts. #courage
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