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by flexbuffchest
Thu Apr 09, 2020 12:06 pm
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: What if all of you are an imagination?
Replies: 21
Views: 229

Re: What if all of you are an imagination?

What if we're all an imagination? Maybe we're all a grand simulation, you're the driver, and none of us really exist? Sorry, I was really, really high last night. I was watching something on youtube about anesthesia and it made me "think" about what if I AM the universe and everything else was just...
by flexbuffchest
Thu Apr 09, 2020 11:24 am
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: Post Your Favorite Chinese Food
Replies: 30
Views: 236

Re: Post Your Favorite Chinese Food

Bird nest soup
by flexbuffchest
Thu Apr 09, 2020 11:03 am
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! ***Official Coronavirus Mega Thread***
Replies: 2525
Views: 30816

Re: YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! ***Official Coronavirus Mega Thread***

What are you going to do if it’s nice out and people are lining up outside Great Clips? People won’t just wait in their cars if they want to be next. That place is a shit show when they do their $5.99 haircut deals. Are great clips clips even open? I know sport clips are all temporarily shut down.
by flexbuffchest
Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:59 am
Forum: Wolves Chat
Topic: Kevin Garnett - “Won’t Entertain Wolves Jersey Retirement”
Replies: 50
Views: 818

Re: Kevin Garnett - “Won’t Entertain Wolves Jersey Retirement”

I've only skimmed through this thread but people are siding with fucking Glen? Geezus fuck. He's been an absolute disaster as an owner. I don't think KG is without any fault here but just knowing how Glen has run this franchise into a clogged toilet repeatedly over the years tells me he's definitel...
by flexbuffchest
Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:44 am
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: 5G Coming To Fromania!
Replies: 8
Views: 85

Re: 5G Coming To Fromania!

We could be warned of bucasides before they happen.
We probably could be warned in advance if Michelle Rodriguez ever were to make an appearance here.
by flexbuffchest
Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:41 am
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: What if all of you are an imagination?
Replies: 21
Views: 229

Re: What if all of you are an imagination?

Wait, so you're saying the whole universe could be inside one tiny atom in my fingernail? Whoa https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DtuzN1eX4AAbUr7.jpg One atom? Think smaller! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe The one-electron universe postulate, proposed by John Wheeler in a telephone ca...
by flexbuffchest
Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:39 am
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: What if all of you are an imagination?
Replies: 21
Views: 229

Re: What if all of you are an imagination?

Maybe there is only one grand simulation and I am the driver and all of you don't really exist? What if we're all an imagination? Maybe we're all a grand simulation, you're the driver, and none of us really exist? Sorry, I was really, really high last night. I was watching something on youtube abou...
by flexbuffchest
Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:57 pm
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: What if all of you are an imagination?
Replies: 21
Views: 229

What if all of you are an imagination?

Maybe there is only one grand simulation and I am the driver and all of you don't really exist?
by flexbuffchest
Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:55 pm
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: Who is Sal Spice and why is she on the podcast?
Replies: 695
Views: 30288

Re: Who is Sal Spice and why is she on the podcast?

I wonder what her farts smell like.
by flexbuffchest
Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:53 pm
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! ***Official Coronavirus Mega Thread***
Replies: 2525
Views: 30816

Re: YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! ***Official Coronavirus Mega Thread***

j2j wrote:
Wed Apr 08, 2020 5:53 pm
Walz says the request came from local hospitals. It's all a gotdam conspiracy run by those freakin nurses!
Nurses got bone spurs, man. No way they can work extra hours with bone spurs.
by flexbuffchest
Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:29 am
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: Strawberry milk
Replies: 30
Views: 357

Re: Strawberry milk

Never. Doesn't seem natural. Neither is chocolate milk :shrug: Chocolate milk comes from brown cows and vanilla milk comes from white cows. Everyone knows that. Wait... Ginger Cows!! There's ginger cows! You might be right. That'd be ginger milk thank you very much! Buit here's proof that strawberr...
by flexbuffchest
Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:13 am
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: Strawberry milk
Replies: 30
Views: 357

Re: Strawberry milk

Night Train wrote:
Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:41 am
Never. Doesn't seem natural.
Neither is chocolate milk :shrug:
by flexbuffchest
Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:59 am
Forum: Wolves Chat
Topic: Kevin Garnett - “Won’t Entertain Wolves Jersey Retirement”
Replies: 50
Views: 818

Re: Kevin Garnett - “Won’t Entertain Wolves Jersey Retirement”

I can't necessarily fault him for despising Glen. Taylor did KG absolutely NOTHING to help him in his career and then he pulled this shit on him after Flip died.
by flexbuffchest
Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:38 pm
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: Porn, booze, tobacco, weed, chocolate consumption rising
Replies: 91
Views: 1030

Re: Porn, booze, tobacco, weed, chocolate consumption rising

Multiple times a day ND TONS OF WEED
by flexbuffchest
Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:01 pm
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: The Greatest Sitcoms in Television History
Replies: 116
Views: 1004

Re: The Greatest Sitcoms in Television History

Seinfeld is the GOAT.
by flexbuffchest
Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:49 pm
Forum: Wolves Chat
Topic: Dorko Update
Replies: 40
Views: 785

Re: Dorko Update

He's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.basketballnetwork.net/darko-milicic-thinks-kevin-love-was-a-cry-baby-when-they-played-together-for-the-minnesota-timberwolves/ Darko Milicic thinks Kevin Love was a cry-baby when they played together for the Minnesota Timberwolves Milicic spent two years wi...
by flexbuffchest
Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:29 pm
Forum: Wolves Chat
Topic: KAT's mom - not good news
Replies: 95
Views: 2872

Re: KAT's mom - not good news

The more time and information we get I would say the chances this escaped a lab from a resulting cover-up become greater than negligible, and it seems intelligence agencies are giving at least some credit to the possibility of this is not being a conspiracy theory, ]that said if you are then going ...
by flexbuffchest
Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:11 pm
Forum: Wolves Chat
Topic: KAT's mom - not good news
Replies: 95
Views: 2872

Re: KAT's mom - not good news

Heres a hint, from a lab in Wuhan. The more time and information we get I would say the chances this escaped a lab from a resulting cover-up become greater than negligible, and it seems intelligence agencies are giving at least some credit to the possibility of this is not being a conspiracy theory...
by flexbuffchest
Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:04 am
Forum: Wolves Chat
Topic: KAT's mom - not good news
Replies: 95
Views: 2872

Re: KAT's mom - not good news

Fucking bad news if you get put on a ventilator with this. Or so you hear. I mean, do you have any updated info vs. the stuff I posted? Not trying to be snarky but I seriously want to know if there has been any updates about the fatality rate once you're put on a ventilator. I still don't know if i...
by flexbuffchest
Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:31 am
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: Sex Robots
Replies: 74
Views: 1140

Re: Sex Robots

Damn, apparently these things can costs 5,000+. Just pay a damn hooker at that point. The same hookers that sleep with hundreds of filthy dudes and have countless stds!?? Woah, where do I sign up?? :thinking: You don't have to get the ones that hang out at motel 6. Get the higher class ones.
by flexbuffchest
Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:12 am
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: Things You've Noticed Since Shelter In Place
Replies: 50
Views: 936

Re: Things You've Noticed Since Shelter In Place

Slap Shot wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:00 am
Our SAH was extended from April 13th to May 4th.
Has anyone been killed by the p[olice yet?
by flexbuffchest
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:31 pm
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: Back Ass-COVID sh-t
Replies: 46
Views: 803

Re: Back Ass-COVID sh-t

I'm sort of pissed, honestly. I'm supposed to get my blood drawn so they can c heck all my levels for various shit to see if it's improved after 6 months of more responsible behavior. I'm down 33 pounds right now, and I fuck'n hardly do anything bad outside of this week. Shit, I even mostly stopped...
by flexbuffchest
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:26 pm
Forum: Wolves Chat
Topic: KG officially hofer
Replies: 17
Views: 440

Re: KG officially hofer

Beef Supreme wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:43 pm
Who will be the next player primarily associated with the Wolves to be a HoFer?
Brad McGregor
by flexbuffchest
Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:09 am
Forum: Wolves Chat
Topic: Best previous Wolves coach to coach CURRENT team
Replies: 8
Views: 284

Re: Best previous Wolves coach to coach CURRENT team

YBBR wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:02 am
Kurt Rambis hated the 3 pt shot...so obviously him!
:lol:

He'd be viewed as manna from heaven to a few folk around here.
by flexbuffchest
Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:59 am
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! ***Official Coronavirus Mega Thread***
Replies: 2525
Views: 30816

Re: YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! ***Official Coronavirus Mega Thread***

Herky wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:54 am
Florida gov said that churches are now considered essential businesses and are exempt from his stay at home order.

Does that mean they are going to start paying taxes now?
Seriously? :lol: :lol:

God will protect them!
by flexbuffchest
Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:35 pm
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: Things You've Noticed Since Shelter In Place
Replies: 50
Views: 936

Things You've Noticed Since Shelter In Place

Ducks are really cartoon dogs.

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by flexbuffchest
Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:05 pm
Forum: MN Rube Chat
Topic: Sex Robots
Replies: 74
Views: 1140

Re: Sex Robots

Damn, apparently these things can costs 5,000+.

Just pay a damn hooker at that point.